So... This is a thing.
Apparently you can mind your own business, not speak in games and get instant 14 day suspension for abusive, player reported comms.
That's gotta be a bug, surely. Please fix.
Here is proof.
As you can see, where you would expect there to be chat logs, there is nothing. So this proves I don't speak in games. I sent a ticket to Riot support also, but as we all know, Riot support takes 9 years to respond. (obvious sarcasm is obvious for you who think that was serious [no doubt someone will comment on that though]).
If a forum mod can alert a Rioter to this, please do I want to be able to play. Thank you.