Why are ranged champions top a thing?

This seriously bothers me, when i pick darius, i want a beefy matchup I DONT WANT KENNEN OR QUINN, PLEASE. Here is a list of common ranged top laners who bring a gun a decimeter closer to my head. (in no particular order of pain in my arse) 1. Quinn 2. Heimerdinger 3. Kennen 4. Vayne 5. Vladimir 6. Teemo
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