As long as you are holding a bottle of vodka, no one will question your balancing decisions.
Rito Balancing Chatlogs in a nutshell:
_Rito1: Let's buff the most cancerous ranged champion in the toplane ( no it is not jayce ).
Rito2: Yes, Gnar should be always in the META. He's very interactive and fun for the enemy toplaner.
Me: *Grabs his water pistol and sprays down both Rito members*
Me: What the hell is wrong with you? I should stick both of your heads in the toilet.
Rito 1/2: We are nerfing Frozen mallet so he could use a compensation.
Me: Really? The moment he gets a mallet the laning phase is already over, you are straight up buffing his laning phase.
Rito 1: No one will figure out our plan!
Me: Oh, following your logic, let's make chogath ult do 100% of your max hp true dmg, but he dies 5 seconds upon using it.
Rito 2: Oh yes! Tons of damage. And brings alot of counterplay.
Me: So, what drugs have u been up to lately?