Looking for a coach or just anyone who can teach me!

So I've been playing League for a pretty decent time now. Since just before the master Yi VU but I'm still absolutely horrible at the game. And I can't seem to find anyone to help me in-game. So I came running to the forums with my hands above my head. Anyone willing to coach this idiot? (me) Nevermind, I'm useless at this game. Can just as well uninstall.
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