Look, if you had one gank, one opportunity,
to kill the Riven main, the accursed one in unity,
would you go for it, for purity,
or would you remain in safe haven, in immunity?
Shen's palms are sweaty, skill weak, sword is heavy
there's a crowd together waiting for omletti, Shen's weak, but Akali's spaghetti,
he's nervous, but on the surface he's calm and ready to drop "Saddam"
but he keeps on forgetting what the jungler wants as his aunt simply haunts on
The whole team goes loud there,
his chat box opens but the words won't type down,
he's choking now, everybody's joking now,
the cooldown's run out, time's up, fail flash, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there go his cavities, the Riven's truly a main, so he does crappily,
oh there goes Rabbit, he's soaked,
he's so mad but he won't give up on that,
He won't have it, he knows his whole promo's back to these games
it don't matter, he's dope
he knows that but he's broke
he's so sad that he knows
when he goes back to his fountain home, that's when it's
back to potions, yo
he better go capture the next moment and hope it don't pass him
You better pay attention to the minimap in the moment,
your duo knows it you better never let it go
You only get one shot to not let that Riven go
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
You better lose yourself in the 2v1 (yo)
you own it, you better never let your taunt go (yo)
You only get one shot, to not miss your chance to blow
and you get one gank to show,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (yo).
I could keep this going and finish it but i'm too tired, for now. ;)