I'm at work, it's so damn quiet day. So I decided to eat some chips while reading dem rage threads. No biggie.
But then i noticed that my fingers are so frigging greasy and when i used my mouse, it also got super duper greasy too. I DONT LIKE IT.
It's like when you've been at the beach and used too much sun lotion and you put on your trousers, you have the feeling like you've pissed on your pants. Flipfloppin' home hoping no one notices your wet pants. Sigh.
What's even more sickening is that i literally did not pay anything for this bag of chips, i just took it. And i chose fokin untasty, zero-flavored chips. So all this for nothing.
Fix it asap please.