What AA would you want irl

If you could copy a champions - preferably a ranged magical AA (for obvious reasons) in real life, which one would you pick? Keep your ice cream cone cold with Anivias? Set the world on fire like Annie? (that'd be f'd up) Give your enemies a taste of that sweet space herpes like Malz wants you to? Or throw whatever tf LeBlanc is throwing? Personally I would do it like Karma, to hit the light switch off when I'm already too comfy in my bed or sneakily smack random people in the back of their head on the street.
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