The funniest reason someone reported me

So i was playing a game where my midlaner was feeding really hard , i was the jungler , i was doimg pretty well after i cheesed the enemy jungler and ganked both sidelanes , our mid was still feeding and starts to flame and blame , he was the only one doing badly on the team yet noone flamed back , at 20 mins he pulls up a surrender vote and it instantly gets denied by the whole team, then he types in /all : " PLZ REPORT MY TEAM FOR NO SURRENDER" , i laughed . He went on to roam around and die and we eventually lost. What was a funny reason you got reported?
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