**YES** ladies and gentlemen, you read that one right, the _new_ way to increase your chances of winning.You can obtain this by just **NOT FLAMING**!
-_Gee_ Pa, **not flaming**?
-Yeah Jimmy, you just need to stop flaming, and you can win matches easier than ever before!
Ladies and gentlemen, not flaming and thus obtaining this _new_ way of winning more matches comes at an **INCREDIBLY** low cost of just: _Trying!_
Yep, that's right!All you have to do is try to not flame. This saves you time from typing nonsense, keeps yourself calm, and most importantly lets the other 4 people on your team concentrate!
-Wow!Pa, that's diddly doodly fab!
-You see Jimmy, people appreciate a calm and patient individual, it also makes them happier.
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