Why I report players

I sometimes see posts complaining about social justice warriors apparently having to report someone to promote their rainbow colored doctrine. Seeing that gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling since it's likely the player complaining _did_ get punished. I don't _want_ anyone to understand why I report someone but if someone happens to, I can give you a very simple explanation: It feels to me like washing my hands after taking a nasty dump. That's it.
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