: 🎃👻 Volunteer Halloween Quiz 👻🎃
Nadzaria (EUW)
: Teemo <3 This skin is absolutely adorable! {{sticker:sg-lux}}
Everything about Teemo is absolutely adorable! <3
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: Miss Fortune drawing/ Microsoft paint/ sketch
Note: Viewer discretion is adviced!! https://i.imgur.com/ZocRQkk.jpg Dmitko / EUNE
Cheehee (EUNE)
: Is it true that Rioters will play with you to celebrate your 1000th normal win?
I tried it a year or so ago, but sadly none of the willing rioters met my conditions :(
: Riot why you cursed my account?
If a real curse is actually placed on Your account, it's probably not Riot's doing, but the work of some skilled in witchcraft player whom You had offended in Your past games. The good news is, said curse could be broken, if You keep calm and positive in Your next thirty games, refrain from any forms of cursing and insults whatsoever and never, and I mean NEVER ever think of giving up a game You play, even if You lose hard.
Celucu (EUNE)
: SAD (EUNE) CATS CLUB - EUNE DISCORD SERVER
Great server! Active and friendly community and lots of activities!
: why am i playing with a grandmaster lmao
You should rejoice in the opportunity to kick some Grandmaster butt. :)
: akali walks into a bar
And there's also Old Yorick, sitting in a corner, silently crying.
Silent Note (EUNE)
: What are the requirements to join a club?
Just ask people politely here or in some League-themed discord server to join Your club and leave after You have made Your tag. That's what I did. If You need people You can add me and I'll help You :)
: proper punishment for teemo mains who play teemo in norms?
Hello. I beelieve You mistyped "Teemo" instead of another champion's name. I sincerely hope I am right. I'd better be. _Lord Teemo guide us. Lord Teemo teach us. Lord Teemo protect us. In Your light we thrive. In Your mercy we are sheltered. In Your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are Yours._
Silent Note (EUNE)
: Even if I mute them, I'll have the uncomfortable feeling of knowing they're flaming me behind my back. That idea would work, but the thing is, I know they're right about me playing bad, I'm playing a role I hardly ever play after all. So when I'm doing bad and they flame me, it's hard to laugh at them. It would only work for me if I got flamed while playing really well.
Why do You feel uncomfortable? Feeling uncomfortable suggests that You are ashamed of something. Playing bad is something normal when You play a game. In order to get better, You need to learn and in order to learn You need to start from somewhere. No need to be ashamed of trying new things and pursuing new goals. Putting too much gravity on the opinions of total strangers is letting them bully You and dictate Your activities. Right now You admit that You prefer not to play modes other than ARAM, because You are afraid people will flame. You don't need to do that. No need to live with fear. If they flame, let them flame. Those people's opinions mean nothing to You. These are people that You have no connections to and will probably never meet or communicate with again. Would You consider something a total stranger on the street with strange behaviour tells You to do? And why do You consider it hard to laugh at people who ridicule You for playing badly? Just imagine what sort of a person insults someone over a couple of pixels. or ever goes to the extreme and wishes illnesses/death etc... They are the ones that need to be ridiculed and be ashamed of themselves. Not You!
Silent Note (EUNE)
: Why is it that ARAM is the only gamemode where you can play without stressing?
It's stressful only if You let it stress You. Why do You even care when bad teammates flame You? It's just words, ignore/mute and go on. If You want to try new pick/playstyle do it, do not let other people dictate what You should or shouldn't play. If You play bad and feed a lot, so be it, the other people need to cope with it. Come to think about it, flaming people remind me little of the funny montages of raging people on Youtube, just imagine it's the same. Take a good laugh out of people's stupidity instead of get stressed by it :)
: Teemo is so annoy ??
Hello! I don't want to sound rude, but first of all, it is proper to spell Teemo with capital letter. Second, Teemo is a great champion, in fact the greatest that has ever appeared and will ever appear in the game. Third, it is extremely impolite to blame a champion for Your inability to play against Them.
MIJ130 (EUNE)
: I'm considering leaving LoL forever because of Toxicity and Harassment
Why do You even care about what total strangers, who You will probably never encounter again say to You on the internet? Just ignore them. The things they say to You are nonsence and doesn't matter except when You make them matter. The simple act of replying to insults, muting someone or even taking notice of other people's toxic behaviours is an act of defeat. It means they are winning!!! **Do You want the nasty people to win over You?** If not, just ignore them. No need to answer. No need to take any action. Words cannot hurt You if they are spoken by a person You do not care about. Focus on something else. Playing music with League can help.
jacktjong (EUW)
: Not for EUW
Tough luck :( Still not fixed on EUNE.
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: Best way to ruin someones game without getting detected trolling
I can share something that I used to do back in the days, before I completely stopped caring about the outcome of games and the nasty people that I happened to play with/against: - Politely inform the person(s) in question that they had committed a fatal mistake and had just MADE THE LIST - Create a very compresensible summary for ever person currently on THE LIST, ther ingame and out-of-game patterns and behaviours. - Create small wax effigies, representing the players in question - Each time one of THE LISTed persons is in a vital ranked promos, pull out their corresponding effigy before the shrine of our Lord, sprinkle it with some dried(non-poisonous!!!) Mushrooms and start sticking the hands of the effigy with vinegar coated stainless steel pins. **In about 65% of the cases** the ritual works and the persons in question experience retribution for their heelish actions and lose their promos. Best part of it: You cannot be banned for ruining their promos, because You were not physically involved in the game!!!
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Shiwah (EUW)
: ***
I judge it to be so from many comments by people like "this is my X account". "I've been banned for toxicity X many times and so on" It would be nice if a proper survey is made, but I have neither the time nor resources to do it properly. As for the second part, I did not mean that they meddle on selected accounts, but that matchmaking is bad in general, not necessary intentionally made so.
: A Detailed Reply To These Low Effort "Players Should Not Be Banned For Toxicity" Threads
I really admire Your efforts and agree with some of the points that You made. But. As a person who has never been punished nor ever expressed signs of toxicity, I am on the opinion that there is a possibility of ulterior motives in Riot's decision to permanently ban players for toxicity. What I believe is that Riot Games intentionally induce addiction in people and make them subconciously willing to spend money on cosmetics. People buy lots of skins and become accustomed to them. **After that comes the ban.** The person is already addicted, they will spend money on their favourite skins once more on the new account and even spend money on champions and/or experience boosts. The experience makes them frustrated, They try to refrain from toxicity, but it's really hard to do it, having lost years of progress, skins and so on. They slip and flame hard. The cycle repeats and somewhere someone is crunching nice fat numbers on their excel table. Why I believe in such conspiracy is the fact that Riot Games do not take steps to make people put a stop to their own toxicity. For example, there could be a nuclear option "completely disable pings and chat" - with a press of a single button You permanently disable pings and chat for the whole duration of the game. Or simply a option to disable them before the game for the whole duration of the game. Or the matchmaking that many people complain about, putting them in unwinnable games exactly when they reach their promos. Or the mere existence of blind pick and role calling in chat...
Mcgalakar (EUNE)
: Listen when you play
Nice! I can share some songs that remind me of champions I ocassionally play or play against (Most of the stuff is metal/heavy music, so click at Your own risk): [{{champion:17}} ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PyvU9iSq50) [{{champion:161}} ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_o8PN4Q4Y) [{{champion:35}} ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32cvCM4gZUs) [{{champion:28}} ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld-g7WmCwqI) [{{champion:120}} ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWuGTYiQs8U) [{{champion:63}} ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7OvPTmhtiY) [{{champion:29}} ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efup3SWRBOA)
Silent Note (EUNE)
: Why is "go play tetris" an insult?
I have no idea, really. Something is an insult only if You let Yourself be insulted by it. Why should You care about the words of a total stranger that You will probably never meet again?
Rioter Comments
: Looking for Friendly players
Hello! If You still look for people to play with, feel free to add me as long as You are a non-toxic and non-Beemophobic person!
Truschkko (EUNE)
: Looking for some people to play with
Hello! If You still look for people to play with, feel free to add me as long as You are a non-toxic and non-Beemophobic person!
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radetari (EUNE)
: Lets talk about autofill
You can most certainly "whoop ass", while playing support. You just have to pick a high DPS champion like Brand, Vel'Koz or Teemo. You build pure damage and smirk with satisfaction as Your opponnents disconnect from the game before 25 minutes.
Dmitko (EUNE)
: A unique ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity for one lucky Rioter
**After sifting through countless application letters, I feel sad to inform all concerned that there were none meeting the aforementioned requirements.** Also, due to a random misclick I queued for a normal game instead of flex. As Everyone might guess the game was won and victory 1000 achieved with four extremely lucky random persons. But please, do NOT feel sad. Life goes on and win 2000 looms nearer and nearer with each passing game. MOST IMPORTANTLY, when it comes, there will be ANOTHER once in a lifetime opportunity, so please** take notes and prepare a good CV in advance.** I will make an official announcement when the contest becomes publicly available.
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Kurotsu (EUW)
: Answer these questions
1. None 2. Beemo 3. Brand. He's way too hot. 4. Bronze 5, for the lolz 5. Poppy's hammer. 6. Jinx. 7. Exodia 8. Poro farmer Teemo 9. Stinkhorn Mushroom ward 10. OK I guess.
: PETITION TO REMOVE ZOE
I cannot help but find this so-called petition extremely xenophobic and offensive! This is a blatant, shameless display of mysoginism, championism and xenophobia. I believe Riot Games should fully enforce their zero tolerance policy and **permanently ban** everyone who has signed this.... thing.
Gόld (EUW)
: Please Everyone i need help ASAP
Find Braum, put some special Mushrooms in his drink and shave it off him while he is asleep/passed out!
: Why do Girls suck at videogames?
They are probably too busy to master the game. You know, cooking, cleaning, washing the dishes and all that stuff... {{sticker:sg-soraka}}
: Rap songs from your country, any suggestions ?
Bulgaria: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYRVCvSMlWg
: What if i tell you...
Yes, indeed! There IS Someone out there, Who loves us all! https://img00.deviantart.net/80e1/i/2012/235/9/c/teemo_loves_1_up_by_nikivandermosten-d5c6gsc.jpg
: Hey Riot merch store, please let me spend my money
Have You checked for some forwarding services available to deliver from UK or german address to Your contry?
Coxis (EUNE)
: Pssssst. Come in here. I gotta tell you something
Just smile and stay positive! http://i.pinimg.com/originals/05/7d/72/057d726f6354b972beb8c40c27c47ae5.jpg
: A Hobby to replace video games
Mycology or apiculture.
: stogtfo ^^
https://futureleadershipinstitute.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/fli-great-tits.jpg
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: ROLE STEAL TROLL
_Those naughty trolls always steal roles._ **We do have a couple role stealing trolls in this, in this community.** _Those damn role stealing trolls!_ **No one will take our prized roles from us.** _Hey, hasn't it been ten seconds since we looked at champ select?_ ** It has been about ten seconds since we looked at champ select.** _HEY WHAT THE F....._
: RIOT LEAKS ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF AKALI'S REWORK (MUST SEE NOT CLICKBAIT AT ALL)
12 seconds of actual gameplay (bad quality recorded with a phone camera) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ{{champion:84}}
: Having insomnia
Have you tried doing extremely hard physical work for the whole duration of the day(12-14hours) non stop to the point of total exhaustion? It can really take your mind off all your troubles and make you think only about the task itself. Work only, hard work, no phones, no computer, only short breaks for water and food and then work again up to the point when you feel your body can take it no more and you go to sleep instantly. Not sure if it's going to work in your case, but worth trying, just proceed with caution.
: Because the missing half of the 975RP charge is part the "_**surprise**_" party. ###### A downvote of my dad jokes/puns is an upvote for teemo. You don't really want that do you?
{{champion:17}} _Lord Teemo guide us. Lord Teemo teach us. Lord Teemo protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours._ {{champion:17}}
Rioter Comments
: Springtime Skin Contest - Winners🏆
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b0/67/39/b06739d0b4d19e2cb945d6402bb674b6.jpg Also congratulations to all the other winners!
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Dmitko

Level 217 (EUNE)
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