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: Best way to ruin someones game without getting detected trolling
I can share something that I used to do back in the days, before I completely stopped caring about the outcome of games and the nasty people that I happened to play with/against: - Politely inform the person(s) in question that they had committed a fatal mistake and had just MADE THE LIST - Create a very compresensible summary for ever person currently on THE LIST, ther ingame and out-of-game patterns and behaviours. - Create small wax effigies, representing the players in question - Each time one of THE LISTed persons is in a vital ranked promos, pull out their corresponding effigy before the shrine of our Lord, sprinkle it with some dried(non-poisonous!!!) Mushrooms and start sticking the hands of the effigy with vinegar coated stainless steel pins. **In about 65% of the cases** the ritual works and the persons in question experience retribution for their heelish actions and lose their promos. Best part of it: You cannot be banned for ruining their promos, because You were not physically involved in the game!!!
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Shiwah (EUW)
: ***
I judge it to be so from many comments by people like "this is my X account". "I've been banned for toxicity X many times and so on" It would be nice if a proper survey is made, but I have neither the time nor resources to do it properly. As for the second part, I did not mean that they meddle on selected accounts, but that matchmaking is bad in general, not necessary intentionally made so.
Cavalier707 (EUNE)
: A Detailed Reply To These Low Effort "Players Should Not Be Banned For Toxicity" Threads
I really admire Your efforts and agree with some of the points that You made. But. As a person who has never been punished nor ever expressed signs of toxicity, I am on the opinion that there is a possibility of ulterior motives in Riot's decision to permanently ban players for toxicity. What I believe is that Riot Games intentionally induce addiction in people and make them subconciously willing to spend money on cosmetics. People buy lots of skins and become accustomed to them. **After that comes the ban.** The person is already addicted, they will spend money on their favourite skins once more on the new account and even spend money on champions and/or experience boosts. The experience makes them frustrated, They try to refrain from toxicity, but it's really hard to do it, having lost years of progress, skins and so on. They slip and flame hard. The cycle repeats and somewhere someone is crunching nice fat numbers on their excel table. Why I believe in such conspiracy is the fact that Riot Games do not take steps to make people put a stop to their own toxicity. For example, there could be a nuclear option "completely disable pings and chat" - with a press of a single button You permanently disable pings and chat for the whole duration of the game. Or simply a option to disable them before the game for the whole duration of the game. Or the matchmaking that many people complain about, putting them in unwinnable games exactly when they reach their promos. Or the mere existence of blind pick and role calling in chat...
Silent Note (EUNE)
: Why is "go play tetris" an insult?
I have no idea, really. Something is an insult only if You let Yourself be insulted by it. Why should You care about the words of a total stranger that You will probably never meet again?
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SoniaQT (EUNE)
: Looking for Friendly players
Hello! If You still look for people to play with, feel free to add me as long as You are a non-toxic and non-Beemophobic person!
Dmitko (EUNE)
: A unique ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity for one lucky Rioter
**After sifting through countless application letters, I feel sad to inform all concerned that there were none meeting the aforementioned requirements.** Also, due to a random misclick I queued for a normal game instead of flex. As Everyone might guess the game was won and victory 1000 achieved with four extremely lucky random persons. But please, do NOT feel sad. Life goes on and win 2000 looms nearer and nearer with each passing game. MOST IMPORTANTLY, when it comes, there will be ANOTHER once in a lifetime opportunity, so please** take notes and prepare a good CV in advance.** I will make an official announcement when the contest becomes publicly available.
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I cannot help but find this so-called petition extremely xenophobic and offensive! This is a blatant, shameless display of mysoginism, championism and xenophobia. I believe Riot Games should fully enforce their zero tolerance policy and **permanently ban** everyone who has signed this.... thing.
: Please Everyone i need help ASAP
Find Braum, put some special Mushrooms in his drink and shave it off him while he is asleep/passed out!
: Why do Girls suck at videogames?
They are probably too busy to master the game. You know, cooking, cleaning, washing the dishes and all that stuff... {{sticker:sg-soraka}}
: Rap songs from your country, any suggestions ?
: What if i tell you...
Yes, indeed! There IS Someone out there, Who loves us all!
: Hey Riot merch store, please let me spend my money
Have You checked for some forwarding services available to deliver from UK or german address to Your contry?
Coxis (EUNE)
: Pssssst. Come in here. I gotta tell you something
Just smile and stay positive!
: A Hobby to replace video games
Mycology or apiculture.
: stogtfo ^^
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_Those naughty trolls always steal roles._ **We do have a couple role stealing trolls in this, in this community.** _Those damn role stealing trolls!_ **No one will take our prized roles from us.** _Hey, hasn't it been ten seconds since we looked at champ select?_ ** It has been about ten seconds since we looked at champ select.** _HEY WHAT THE F....._
12 seconds of actual gameplay (bad quality recorded with a phone camera){{champion:84}}
: Having insomnia
Have you tried doing extremely hard physical work for the whole duration of the day(12-14hours) non stop to the point of total exhaustion? It can really take your mind off all your troubles and make you think only about the task itself. Work only, hard work, no phones, no computer, only short breaks for water and food and then work again up to the point when you feel your body can take it no more and you go to sleep instantly. Not sure if it's going to work in your case, but worth trying, just proceed with caution.
: Because the missing half of the 975RP charge is part the "_**surprise**_" party. ###### A downvote of my dad jokes/puns is an upvote for teemo. You don't really want that do you?
{{champion:17}} _Lord Teemo guide us. Lord Teemo teach us. Lord Teemo protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours._ {{champion:17}}
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: Springtime Skin Contest - Winners🏆 Also congratulations to all the other winners!
: This! This is indeed the finest creation. Congratulations, you're one of the winners ^^ You will receive **1750RP!** \#soon™ --- Here's the [announcement thread]( Thanks for participating <3
: You might like this one too then.
: These are some songs I stumbled onto while using the Spotify recommendation during the last few months. Harley Poe - That time of the month Just Nick - I hate everything Fake Problems - Songs for Teenagers Small Leaks Sink Ships - Pray for pills Apes of the State - Plate glass apology Flatsound - My heart goes bum bum bum The Cardboard Swords - Flannel McCafferty - Dead-bird Sorority Noise - Blonde hair, black lungs Aesop Rock - Kirby Ghoultown - Drink with the living dead Diabolic, R.A. The Rugged Man - Suffolks most wanted Necro - Underground Iggy Pop - The passenger Justice - Stress If the music video is a bit much for you. All Shall Perish - Eradication Little Dragon - Shuffle a dream Cat Power - I don't blame you Immortal Technique - Dance with the devil This is dark. Just, dark. I found this one while looking for a children's story for my nephew, I decided against showing him it. Harley Poe - Herschell goes to heaven I hope you find something you like.
> [{quoted}](name=Umbriferous,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=v1o6BbeG,comment-id=0014,timestamp=2018-04-15T13:05:18.555+0000) > > Harley Poe - Herschell goes to heaven >;ab_channel=JoeWhiteford > > I hope you find something you like. This one is really cool!
: Recommend Me Your Favorite Music!
Different songs for differrent tastes/occassions: **Kreator - Pleasure to Kill** (something I like to listen when playing Teemo) **Stomper - Wishing Well ft. Lucy Tops** **Mystic Prophecy - Hollow** (When I play my best but still manage to lose 9 games in a row) **A PALE HORSE NAMED DEATH - As Black As My Heart** **Type O Negative - Tripping A Blind Man**(When against an annoying Lee Sin) **Testament - Cold Embrace** **THE 69 EYES: Devils** **THE 69 EYES - Dead Girls Are Easy** (when against annoying Janna/Lulu/Morgana supports) **Astral Doors - Walker The Stalker** **FIKI - PATE / FIKI - DUCK** (When playing Sivir) **TONI STORARO - Otlichen (6) / TONI STORARO - Excellent (6)** (when playing exceptionally well) **Bat Zondi - Praseto / Bat Zondi - The Pig** (When You want to self-mutilate Your eardrums)
: 🌼 Volunteer Springtime Event - Winners & Conclusion 🌼
: Springtime Skin Contest! - Volunteer Event
I hereby present to all of You my finest creation. The skin all of You need. Ladies, gentlemen and other persons, BEHOLD COTTONTAIL TRYNDAMERE* *any resemblance to actual persons(especially Riot owners) is Purely Coincidental.
: Find the Champion - Round 3!
: Find the Champion - Round 2!
: Dear teammate, you gotta learn how to ward ...
Who needs wards? You can do better, I assure You! Put the wards in the thrash where they belong and place twice as many Mushrooms instead!!! Edit: I would do the Mushroom one too, but i prefer not to reveal my secret spots.
: Find the Champion! - Volunteer Event
It sounds great, but wouldn't it be better if the starting time is around 19-21 CEST instead? There are many people who go to work/school during the day and will not be able to participate in the event the way it is now.
: ¿¿¿¿¿ Why Teemo is not an option in the new game mode ?????
Unfortunately. I have no idea why He is disabled in this gamemode. But rest assured, the ones responsible for it will soon wake up with a freshly harvested **_Lysurus mokusin_** beneath their pillows!!! Hihihihihih!!
: Missions revealed and oh boy... (April Fools missions)
Yey! Teemo be praised! Another "free" chest that I could not use.... unless I pay 125RP, of course. At least One for all returns.
: I made dis
Five smol peoplez, playing all alone one stepped on a Mushroom And then there were none :(
: What do you think of my league artworks? :D
Well done! Especially the Warwick and Illaoi ones. You should really consider putting Your talent to good use and create a similar artwork, depicting Our Lord {{champion:17}} {{sticker:sg-kiko}}
: is riot making you Intentionally lose games in a row
It is all a part of a great conspiracy. They will never admit it of course, but it is most definitely true. The whole point of it is to hold the really good players in the lower divisions, so their chosen marketeable "pro" players can look strong, despite being average skilled.( I mean, just try to watch a "pro" game... the guys there can barely score more than 5 kills per game,,,, ) In the most extreme cases, when a player is really THAT good, so he can carry four obtuse simians on his own, Riot is known to send trained ninjas/SWAT teams, equipped with special devices that cause bugsplats and game crashes to all computers in close proximity.
: Random lag spikes, like freezes but internet connection
Something similar here. The game lags like crazy, just lost a game because of it. All other sites I use are fine.
TheCrazyBoy (EUNE)
: well is still your fault , if you loss as support , you should play support decent , no mather of what ,if you know to play other lanes , you ain't knowing to play support that's says much about you ,people aren't intresting in learning to play support and most of them dodge autofill asking for other lane , so how you could learn if you don't loss some time to watch for some tips about what you have to do as support , or actually assume that you have mistakes ,maybe and that's why you loss game , most of time every one of my supports if there is a chance to get ganked or enemy to have better synergy , and i am lossing bot my autofill support come to flame me and says is my fault bad adc ,we have no adc and enemy have ... ,stuffs like this , i can play decent support even if i am not main ,and i play more than average main supports ... ,because i have knowdledge,i doing my runes , looking for builds , looking for what i should do
I understand what You mean, but in order to learn how to play decent support You need to spend a lot of time. Not everybody has that much time to spend on an unenjoyable activity.
TheCrazyBoy (EUNE)
: Riot answer about autofill
Apologies, but i believe what You propose to be a pile of stuff left behind by an angry Alistar. Riot should not be able to force a person into a role they are not comfortable with. Role swapping in champ select is simply a way to save otherwise lost game. When I get a role I cannot play, I state it in champ select and ask for a swap, and I accept role swaps when other player in a role I'm comfortable with asks for a swap. If noone agrees, we usually lose, but I remain with a clear conscience, for it is not my fault. I'm not going to waste my precious time learning champions and roles I do not enjoy playing.
Seira (EUNE)
: Funny you should be talking about makeing sense. You seemd to be disconected from reality :| .
Hey, I realize my methods may seem strange to some of the non-Mushroomworshipping folk out there, but they are proven to be 100% efficient in 65% of the cases(currently)! {{sticker:poppy-wink}}
Seira (EUNE)
: Yet another form/solution to reduce trolling in-game."Hopefully :D "
Apologies, but I believe Your idea is practically impossible and makes zero sense. Trolling is part and parcel of being involved in a massive multiplayer games. You can never make trolling go away, so better find a way to cope with it. What I personally do, when being targeted by trolls and getting my Favourite Champion banned by enemies is simple: 1. At the very beginning of the game politely inform the person(s) in question that they had committed a fatal mistake and had just MADE THE LIST 2. Create a very compresensible summary for ever person currently on THE LIST, ther ingame and out-of-game patterns and behaviours. 3. Create small wax effigies, representing the players in question 4. Each time one of THE LISTed persons is in a vital ranked promos I pull out their corresponding effigy before the shrine of our Lord, sprinkle it with some dried(non-poisonous!!!) Mushrooms and start sticking the hands of the effigy with vinegar coated stainless steel pins. In about 65% of the cases the ritual works and the persons in question experience retribution for their heelish actions and lose their promos. Best part of it: I cannot be banned for ruining their promos, because I was not physically involved in the game!
Grendel G (EUNE)
: I'm D5 so I'm better than all of you bronzies.
1v1 Summoner's rift Fight to the death Any time
miräge (EUNE)
: > I'm sorry if I have put the discussion in the wrong topic and I did not mean to offend anyone, it is just my experience which I didn't have with any other champions and that is why I wanted to see other players opinions.
You did not mean it, but it does not change the end result. You don't believe me? Start playing Yasuo Yourself. Experience all the hatred, ridicule and harassment, aimed at You. You want to pick Your beloved champ in ranked? Sorry BANNED! You want to win a teamfight and carry the game? Sorry! Jungler no gank teammates no knockup and etc... I'm just saying. Experience all of this and THEN judge others.
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