Maxilox (EUW)
: Riot actually banned me for writing "wow" in chat
> [{quoted}](name=Maxilox,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=qif3bFOX,comment-id=,timestamp=2018-05-27T12:38:47.180+0000) > > Maxilox: yes report me because i write "wow" in chat I guess they did
: Hey I mean I would like him to have his playstyle the same, but I mean his whole design needs a change and his abilities need some kind of kit. At the moment all Blitz abilities is just a bunch of things smashed together. For ex, Mass Mage scaling together with a Juggernaut abilities base.
> [{quoted}](name=The Hero Simon,realm=EUW,application-id=39gqIYVI,discussion-id=22t1nb4N,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2018-05-27T12:07:35.071+0000) > > Hey I mean I would like him to have his playstyle the same, but I mean his whole design needs a change and his abilities need some kind of kit. > At the moment all Blitz abilities is just a bunch of things smashed together. > For ex, Mass Mage scaling together with a Juggernaut abilities base. what are you talking about ? all his abilities make sense and synergize together - he use W to speed himself up so he can positioned himself to Q to grab and then use E to konok up the grabbed champion and use R ultimate to silente it - if he need to push tower he use w not for ms this time but for as to attack faster - if he need to make some sort of aoe disable he can go in middle of enemy and aoe silet with ult what about his abilities seems smashed together like they don't fit ? they fit perfectly, also he has a lot of risk since he can't real protect his adc, is more of a offensive support and kinda bad in defencive. gj community always try to destroy the legacy of league and transform old but unique champions in shiny new keyboard smashing champions
: You god damn immature 30 year olds!! I wish league was a mature game for people like myself. 40+ please.
> [{quoted}](name=Antisocialoli,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=AYqm3Vyl,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2018-05-27T12:21:27.170+0000) > > You god damn immature 30 year olds!! > I wish league was a mature game for people like myself. > 40+ please. :d nice to meet a z80 generation :)
: Are you the parent of every player on this game? There is no physical way for you or anybody else to know a players age unless you're friends or know them in real life, that's for Riot to verify when they're signing up for the game, not you.
> [{quoted}](name=Antisocialoli,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=AYqm3Vyl,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-05-27T12:18:53.213+0000) > > Are you the parent of every player on this game? > There is no physical way for you or anybody else to know a players age unless you're friends or know them in real life, that's for Riot to verify when they're signing up for the game, not you. well if somebody feed = kid if somebody have a bad lane = kid if somebody give a logical explanation of an action that the OP flamer accuse it = stop cry kid i'm 36years old and i was called kid millions of times
Antsa92 (EUNE)
: Underage = player report reason
so your 26 ? i hope i don't see young immature players like you in my games, pls riot make this game 30+ and not let this immature 20s players in my games
Yokujin (EUW)
: remember the dot?
the doooooooooooooot and community are reunited ? https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xHEisOJuebgmhq/giphy.gif or Gal gaDOT ? https://media.giphy.com/media/AoRRlTdBIhV3a/giphy.gif
: Really, Riot? Wanna call this matchmaking?
it's exactly that match matching, base on mmr not on win rate or divisions, somebody maybe had high mmr and winrate and drop to 39% win rate and got a lower mmr same as somebody that had low mmr and low winrate and then start to win a lot and improve mmr and got 54% win rate so they meet in middle with same mmr somebody dropping <-> sombody climbing. also the system try to match games with similar skills not promise you perfect match matching, perfecton can't exist never because are too many factors to take in account since we are humans not robots. it's funny how in real sports, sports where people work hard all their life things are not fair since it's hard to make them fair fotbal - tall players vs short, faster vs slower etc tenis special in womens - extremely tall girls vs extremely short girls boxing and other contact sports, just weight category and that's it not skill or other things taking in account, and if somebody at the lowest end of a category fight somebody at the highest end of the category then the difference it's huge and ridiculous, guess what they don't cry they fight. and now nerds that lose their life in front of pc, with chest full of chips and snacks crumbs and drops of red bull and soda staying in their underwear, lazy and slowly moving a mouse they cry all day long cause the system don't give them PERFECT and ROBOTICALLY exactly same skills and win rate and divisions and MS and fps and tiers of mouse and keyboard brands. imagine the crying on the forums if you would be able to see enemy ms and fps, what the rage of ppl that have 80ms vs some that have 20-30ms, imagine players with bad computers and 50fps vs players with 300fps imagine players with 200euros keyboards and mouse with perfect anti ghosting capability and super curso point precision vs players with 15euros keyboard + mouse that ping and crack if you press 2 buttons in same time and mouse that feel like you are moving over hills not on a flat desk {{sticker:zombie-brand-facepalm}}
MrGerund (EUW)
: something very important is missing in urf this time
: Lets all calm down about Clash.
ok okkkkk I'll just breathe deep https://i.imgur.com/n5KqFun.gif
: Clash? More like Trash
I want a gold fish, or a bronze fish if they decide i belong in fish tank hell
MrTVEye (EUW)
: doesn't matter if the try it again in 1-2 weeks or 1-2 month. I wouldn't bet a penny that it will work next time. plus this desaster allready ruined the whole event for a lot of people. it's not that easy to get a team together and manage that all 5 have the time to play at 3 consecutive evenings. next time there will allways be the shadow of a doubt that this will happen again. so a lot of people will not make such an effort again - e.g. changing shifts or working overtime at the job to be able to leaving early on friday (like I did this week), postprone other events etc. or they allready just lost interest in playing league the way it should be played, as a team game and say "well, i just focus on soloQ again".
> [{quoted}](name=MrTVEye,realm=EUW,application-id=slFBEUB8,discussion-id=WAnnKlEn,comment-id=00020001,timestamp=2018-05-25T22:54:53.258+0000) > > doesn&#x27;t matter if the try it again in 1-2 weeks or 1-2 month. I wouldn&#x27;t bet a penny that it will work next time. plus this desaster allready ruined the whole event for a lot of people. > it&#x27;s not that easy to get a team together and manage that all 5 have the time to play at 3 consecutive evenings. next time there will allways be the shadow of a doubt that this will happen again. so a lot of people will not make such an effort again - e.g. changing shifts or working overtime at the job to be able to leaving early on friday (like I did this week), postprone other events etc. > or they allready just lost interest in playing league the way it should be played, as a team game and say &quot;well, i just focus on soloQ again&quot;. this is true, for sure people will care less to let their team down and anunce them they will not join in last minute since they will not trust clash will work next time and they will not be so willing to sacrifice friends/family time to wait in front of the pc but still this is not riot fault, for sure they didn't want this to happen and they lose a lot more than us so complaining it's not really helping anyway
weris88 (EUNE)
: Yasuo vs Braum
it's different not same so you can't really say its better even if yasuo shield protect from much more than braum. Braum shield is mobile and move with braum so braum can flash while shield is active to protect his team, he can move around in front of his team etc, so its a mobile protection Yasuo can't move his shield the shield stay in first place was created, this is more of an personal shield then one of Braum, sure he can protect all team with it but it's dangerous to go in front of his team to shild, while braum si tanky he can do that more easy.
: 'It's nobody fault if he was platinum and got banned and now he didn't have time to climb back to platinum, so he is playing on his highest active account so he don't break the rules.' Are you for real? It's literally his fault for getting banned in the first place, thats why he can't play in his main account and will go to clash on his smurf (yes smurf because it doesn't matter if its his only active account its still a smurf) Im not telling that he cant play clash, just a heads up that if he gets punished there would be nothing wrong with that since he is playing against 'worse' players than him, which garantee easy victories and the 1st place rewards
> [{quoted}](name=Arcanine19,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=0hu3wRXk,comment-id=0001000100000000,timestamp=2018-05-25T18:59:21.561+0000) > > &#x27;It&#x27;s nobody fault if he was platinum and got banned and now he didn&#x27;t have time to climb back to platinum, so he is playing on his highest active account so he don&#x27;t break the rules.&#x27; > Are you for real? It&#x27;s literally his fault for getting banned in the first place, thats why he can&#x27;t play in his main account and will go to clash on his smurf (yes smurf because it doesn&#x27;t matter if its his only active account its still a smurf) > Im not telling that he cant play clash, just a heads up that if he gets punished there was nothing wrong with that since he is playing against &#x27;worse&#x27; players than him, which garantee easy victories and the 1t place rewards What you wish for to the tooth fairy and how real world work tis different, yes I am for real. This is from the rules "A Clash tournament is only competitive if you get to play against people of your skill level. Smurfing is something we take very seriously in Clash. You can read more about smurfing here. If you play on multiple accounts, be sure to only SMS link your highest-ranked account." He don't play on multiple accounts since he is locked out of his first account, so he play and activate on SMS his hughes account he have. Other line "We’re actively looking into how to relieve specific issues in competitive modes. For example, if we find a player using a smurf to intentionally hurt the game and other players, we’ll take direct action on that account, and in some cases their main account as well." He don't intentionally smurf to hurt other people, he just manage to only get silver on those new one.
: Im sure that's not how it works... and yes, probably he'll be punished if he tries to play clash in his 'main account' and gets caught with a 20/0 score in his games
> [{quoted}](name=Arcanine19,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=0hu3wRXk,comment-id=00010001,timestamp=2018-05-25T18:32:26.903+0000) > > Im sure that&#x27;s not how it works... and yes, probably he&#x27;ll be punished if he tries to play clash in his &#x27;main account&#x27; and gets caught with a 20/0 score in his games you are 100% wrong, Riot allow players to make new accounts since the bans are on the account not on player itself, also riot allow players to have full use of that new account if are honorable accounts minimum honior level 2. Riot do not allow you to play on a lower ranked account if you have a higher ranked account, which is logic that account should be active. It's nobody fault if he was platinum and got banned and now he didn't have time to climb back to platinum, so he is playing on his highest active account so he don't break the rules.
Quinzley (EUNE)
: Is this allowed in Clash?
no it's not, since they are banned, only active accounts are take into considerations, so 14days banned account count as smurf, not perma banned ones so you can play easy on your highest ranked active account, no matter you have bigger accounts which are inactive
: Clash canceled on the ONLY day OUR team could play...
1) clash will be form 2 to 2 weeks so you have forever to play it in fridays 2) i'm sure it wil be some sort of compensation but they cant instant announce compensations at 5 min after the issue occured, for sure in next days they will give us something.
Rioter Comments
: plat 2 caitlyn is looking for a morgana
and when Morgana will finaly be here https://i.imgur.com/cbpSjYt.gif
: please post the full log. it cuts off midway :(
> [{quoted}](name=The Cream Reaper,realm=EUNE,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=idV1QQuq,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-05-22T09:58:46.060+0000) > > please post the full log. it cuts off midway :( what you see it's not enough ? :D
Montazuma (EUW)
: You know your analogy works on both sides right? Just because you fabricate this nonsense doesn't make it so:) Silver is more than anything, a flip of the coin in every game, both in champ-select and the game iself, most games are decided by that 1 player who gets the early lead and thinks he's immortal, and then starts 1v5 and making poor Baron / Elder calls, costing the game for his side.
> [{quoted}](name=Montazuma,realm=EUW,application-id=39gqIYVI,discussion-id=WTPFdbrU,comment-id=00010001,timestamp=2018-05-20T09:09:22.407+0000) > > You know your analogy works on both sides right? Just because you fabricate this nonsense doesn&#x27;t make it so:) > > Silver is more than anything, a flip of the coin in every game, both in champ-select and the game iself, most games are decided by that 1 player who gets the early lead and thinks he&#x27;s immortal, and then starts 1v5 and making poor Baron / Elder calls, costing the game for his side. He fabricate nonsens ? logic it's nonsense ? He gave you logic statistics, same as mmr is base on statistics. How his analogy work is both ways when he placed a constant in his equation and the constant its the player itself which can't be in the enemy team. Silver or other division random luck of getting or not a feeder or a bad player has nothing to do with logic and statistic and %chances which he mathematically proved.
: answer 1:you are Wrong paulimus. i and my teamates gets every time bad players. yasuo mains 0/11 ,botlane first time and a lot of troll. Answer 2: a part of the match making is caused by the mmr but it can happend that you can find 2 plat in a silver match up.
> [{quoted}](name=onionsan01,realm=EUW,application-id=39gqIYVI,discussion-id=WTPFdbrU,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2018-05-20T08:35:51.993+0000) > > answer 1:you are Wrong paulimus. i and my teamates gets every time bad players. yasuo mains 0/11 ,botlane first time and a lot of troll. > Answer 2: a part of the match making is caused by the mmr but it can happend that you can find 2 plat in a silver match up. 1) it's just your perception which not make it fact 2) you contradict yourself because you don't understand what mmr is, platinum are seen in silver games exactly because mmr =/= the divisions (gold, platinum, silver has nothing to do with mmr on which the matching its based
Paulimus (EUW)
: Answer 1: Yes you're the only one in this game getting bad teammates, and the whole world is against you and tries to stop you from getting challenger. Of course. Answer 2: That is because of your MMR, you can google it if youre interested. Answer 3: From what I myself am seeing in your match-history you only play against low silver-players. Maybe elaborate on that? To people that complain about always having bad teammates I always say this: Every player that goes into queue is a potential "bad player" that is going to feed. So the enemy team has 5 players that could potentially be that player. Your team on the other hand only has 4 players that could be the "bad player", because you (allegedly) are such a good player that you never feed, you are the constant. So, eventually, since the chance of your team losing because of a feeder is lower than that of the enemies, you should climb. Of course only if you're that good of a player like you say that is.
> [{quoted}](name=Paulimus,realm=EUW,application-id=39gqIYVI,discussion-id=WTPFdbrU,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2018-05-20T08:19:45.985+0000) > > To people that complain about always having bad teammates I always say this: > Every player that goes into queue is a potential &quot;bad player&quot; that is going to feed. So the enemy team has 5 players that could potentially be that player. Your team on the other hand only has 4 players that could be the &quot;bad player&quot;, because you (allegedly) are such a good player that you never feed, you are the constant. So, eventually, since the chance of your team losing because of a feeder is lower than that of the enemies, you should climb. Of course only if you&#x27;re that good of a player like you say that is. Man, I want to congratulate you, this is the most smart and logic answer I see as a response to people that think its their team fault or the system. I always tied to explain it myself in many replies but I never find the right words, this is just perfect. I will copy/paste it and use it for now but give you credits :) Funny is as majority of this community can't handle logic, and see logic as flame becuase it hurt their brain so it must be toxic, you already got a downvote :D, while no logic person can't argue with this they prefer to downvote from the shadows.
vonov (EUNE)
: I dodged for the first time
> [{quoted}](name=vonov,realm=EUNE,application-id=39gqIYVI,discussion-id=WTPFdbrU,comment-id=,timestamp=2018-05-20T07:54:02.627+0000) > Question: am i the only one getting bad teammates? > Question2: If my ranked trend is upward, why do I gen team players from the bottom of the tier?(me silver3, the rest of 4 are below bronze2) > Question3: why the enemy team gets(always) 2 gold, 1 plat, 1 smurf(booster) and 1 silver? > > Hi, I am 36yol :) q1- I can't play anymore without muting all, I use for couple of months "/fullmute all" in 95% of the games which mute chat and especially pings because for me pings are more toxic and annoying then chat. q2 - from my experience while you progress and win like a big winning streak, you get stronger enemies, but your teammates stay same, and they look bad and noobs comapre to the strong enemy, but if you played with them before the win streak vs a lower enemy then they seems good players, just the enemy being better make them to feel bad players. It's just a perception. q3- gold. plat,silver doesn't matter or impact the matchmaking system, just the mmr dose so a plat 5 can have gold 3 mmr and gold 2 can have plat 5 mmr, also a silver 1 can have gold 3 mmr. The problem is that a silver 1 with gold 3 mmr (after a huge winning streak) if he never played in platinum before and he is just a good but inexperienced player he will never have same game knowledge as a platinum 5 with gold 3 mmr (after a huge losing streak), so they are in same team or face each other as enemy both having gold 3 mmr but the platinum 5 with his experience and game understanding will almost always desoty the silver 1 with gold 3 mmr but inexperienced. Even if he don't win the lane against him he will bring more to the team with his experience then the inexperienced skilled player. But the system cannot place people on their experience and game knowledge but by their mmr so this can't never be fix and it's same in every game not only in league. MMR system try to match you with similar skilled players base on multitude of factors, so you have a fair game, but it's not perfect and wil never be perfect because the system try to place you with similar skill players but it's hard just base on statistics to be accurate. Since we are humans not machines with good or bad days or periods, it's impossible for a machine using mathematics and statistics to compare humans so it just make a rough approximation but never perfect.
Dªnîsh (EUW)
: Solo que clash??
In years I erased my entire friend list except 2-3 people many many times. From various reason, people that were fun and nice become toxic influenced by the toxic community and they got banned on multiple accounts or just unpleasant to play with them anymore and I blocked them. Also many of my old friends that I had from season 1 and before gave up on the game. But still even if I don't have friends in my friend list to create a clash team and majority of the soloq community is horse shit, still there are there many nice friendly players and when beta clash was available I find very fast 4 other players and I had my best experience in lol for many years. Everybody was polite and friendly and we played like we were long time friends was amazing. So don't give up hope, even if you are new player and not have friends you can easy find a team to have fun, the best place for finding team is not the forum its the clash official discord, I don't knwo if its up already didn't checked it , but was on when the beta clash was available and was the easiest way and faster then the forum to find players, also on discord it's easy to invite somebody in your group and instant talk while on forum it take a lot of time until you get a response. But chose smart if they are toxic and annoying just block them and search for others. I changed 2 teams and the 3rd was amazing and we had great time and also won a lot we lost the last big bracket in sunday but we won the loser braker was amazing. First team i entered had no understanding of soloq vs team game, clash team games should look like lcs team even in bronze, of course people miss skillshots or rush in crazy team fights etc but in general they should look same, good map rotation (even if it's with borane knowledge) clear wards at dragon/baron and do it with good vision, fight only when majors ultimates are on, wait for everybody to teamfight to go 3v5 etc, switch top with botop if its the case, leave farm for somebody if its behind etc. So first team I was in after 1 normal game to train they were friendly not toxic but selfish and 0 team play so I left, second was extremely toxic people start fighting each other and leaving voice chat so I dodged while in the game and block them. Third tema was the charm friendly, smart polite, mature 20+, and we had a blast. So I hope you will find your team also and have fun, don't give up, go on discord for clash if its on, or go on league official discord and for sure you can form a team or join an already formed team, for solo player with no friends it's more easy to join a team that need 1 role than to form a team from 0.
Kitava (EUNE)
: play button inactive
you have the friends list ? if not then you got banned
Jammz (EUW)
: Perma Bans
Your post is full of wrong statements and lack of understanding of the system. It is funny how toxic players come on forum and act so polite and innocents like a virgin prostitute, when i'm am sure they are suck aholes in the game and incredibly annoying to play with them. also i am sure you call people stupid or low Iq when you show such bad logic. > [{quoted}](name=Jammz,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=E4zwMTds,comment-id=,timestamp=2018-05-19T16:04:38.008+0000) > > Hello everyone, I wanted to share something with you guys and it&amp;#039;s about getting perma banned. I know that most players struggle in the low elo bracket because of their team inting, flaming, trolling etc... People are in the ello that deserve because of their skills and understanding of the game not because of their team, sure this season and last season is harder then before to make the difference by yourself, but still if you have better understanding of the game + skis then the ello you are in you progres, thats why people are in platinum, diamond, challenger etc. (you think they didn't encountered trolls and feeders while climbing?) that's why a gold that struggle in gold had no problem in bronze and silver even if there are more trolls and afk then in gold and so on. > [{quoted}](name=Jammz,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=E4zwMTds,comment-id=,timestamp=2018-05-19T16:04:38.008+0000) > > ans then when you criticize someone on your team, a suspension is given to you by the system, even though what you said was true. I&amp;#039;m a Again a false statement, you get punished if you are toxic to a teammate or enemy not because you criticize player,so you can criticize or advice players all game long in a polite manner, but calling somebody a noob or useless, that's not critic, if you call him uslls how you improve his gameplay by saying that ? what is the point of doing it ? you just end up making him play worse. > [{quoted}](name=Jammz,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=E4zwMTds,comment-id=,timestamp=2018-05-19T16:04:38.008+0000) > >. Im a collector, and my account is pretty valuable, this is my 2nd 14 day suspension, 1 more and r.i.p account. so ? the account is not yours you just rent the stuff on the account for the duration of the account, you end the contract between you and riot by breaking rules the account its gone with all the rented stuff. > [{quoted}](name=Jammz,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=E4zwMTds,comment-id=,timestamp=2018-05-19T16:04:38.008+0000) > > > I suggested to rioters about keeping the perma ban active but at the same time give a chance for toxic players to change by resetting their punishment history in case they truly change. This way people like myself wouldn&amp;#039;t worry about getting perma banned if I do 1 mistake in game and get reported by someone for no reason. Again you don't understand the system, this thing it's already happen, after a period of playing and showing good and honorable behavior you drop in the ban tier, but take months. Also you contradict yourself you say make 1 mistake then say reported for no reason ? so was a mistake so a reason or not ? if you get many reports for no reason nobody wil ban you, if you make a mistake you get ban, but what was the mistake ? the mistake of pressing enter after you write flame in the chat ? > [{quoted}](name=Jammz,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=E4zwMTds,comment-id=,timestamp=2018-05-19T16:04:38.008+0000) > For example in my promo game to gold 3 I was a 5-6 Yasuo playing with a 4-12 warwick and a 0-11 Velko&amp;#039;Z and all I said was that we have a useless jungler. Now if that&amp;#039;s considered as flaming and it hurt our jungler then I&amp;#039;m sorry, but anyway I got a 14 day ban for it. Tell me what you guys think and thank you. 1) 5-6 yasuo it's not a good score 2) so calling him a useless jungle made him magically play better ? what did you accomplish ? 3) funny how you are rude to your team and expect polite and good behavior and you are amazing wow he got offended ? 4) you lie, you did not get 14 days by saying useless jungle to somebody , you had past chat ban, or you said something bad to skip the chat ban steps and get 14 days ban, you said %%% or %%%%%%ed or %%% and so on, or had past chat bans recently. Do not get me wrong I understand the heat of the moment to get angry, also that some players are extremely annoying and try so hard to make you crazy to say something bad they actually taunt and baiting you. I sometime lose my temper and flame and curse, but I was never chat abn or other punishment. I was the lucky one ? I do not think so, I don't get punished for some reasons: 1) I call somebody in heat of the moment stupid, or idiot, or that he has no logic, but, I don't overdo it, I don't spend 30 mins of keep abusing him, I say one time to vent anger, then move one, or even apologize if I see he is an ok person. 2) I never say racist, homophobic, discriminatory words or wish people disease or dead, or encourage people to kill themself. 3) I never let a teammate die or not help just because he made me angry or I think he is an ashole, I alwlasy figth how good I can andhelp my team as we are friends despide if a person attitude annoy me.
FireofDes (EUW)
: Alt tab making game unplayable after latest windows update?
Its same for me with the difference that it get back to game but after screen stay black for like 15 sec which still frustrating if you need to do it while you need to go back fast to the game. I thought was because of last patch but now I realize last patch coincided with the big windows update so yeah maybe it's the windows and not the patch. Also I had no problem before the last patch and windows update.
Febos (EUW)
: All that talk and **you** missed my joke. Shame. ######Btw. That definition is real. I didn't make it up. It's used by comedians all across the globe... or donut; whichever you prefer.
> [{quoted}](name=Febos,realm=EUW,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=z8JKh4M8,comment-id=000000000000000300010000,timestamp=2018-05-18T11:28:52.481+0000) > > All that talk and **you** missed my joke. > Shame. > ######Btw. That definition is real. I didn&#x27;t make it up. It&#x27;s used by comedians all across the globe... or donut; whichever you prefer. Dude just because something it's generally define its not bound to that, also you can joke in reply to somebody you don't need to set up all the joke by yourself. It's a difference between comedians jokes and jokes in a dialogue, also a standup comedian in reply to a person in public he can joke even if he did not setup the joke but the person in the public did.
: It's not about the community not getting the joke, it's simply that the joke was very badly constructed and not specially in good taste either
> [{quoted}](name=Call me Teddy,realm=EUW,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=z8JKh4M8,comment-id=0000000000000001,timestamp=2018-05-18T01:49:56.374+0000) > > It&#x27;s not about the community not getting the joke, it&#x27;s simply that the joke was very badly constructed > and not specially in good taste either the internet line written at 4am was bad constructed ? wow, i am sorry i confused this intelligent forum with a game forum full of stupid threads and illogical posts. 80% form people that downvoted actually understand that i really wanted the op to get banned, which show the intelligence of this community and reflect in their behavior in the game.
DutchPro1 (EUW)
: That was not sarcasm.
> [{quoted}](name=DutchPro1,realm=EUW,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=z8JKh4M8,comment-id=0000000000000000,timestamp=2018-05-18T01:34:17.322+0000) > > That was not sarcasm. and what was ? you really understand from what I said that I really want the op to get banned ? :D
Rismosch (EUW)
: You just need a setup and a twist. The post is the setup, his comment is the twist. If it's funny or not is debatable, but technically it's still a joke.
> [{quoted}](name=Rismosch,realm=EUW,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=z8JKh4M8,comment-id=00000000000000030000,timestamp=2018-05-18T08:39:42.255+0000) > > You just need a setup and a twist. The post is the setup, his comment is the twist. > > If it&#x27;s funny or not is debatable, but technically it&#x27;s still a joke. well, people come online and spam useless stuff and everybody is fine with, but some time others need to come and respond to a stupid line written at 4am with entire block of definitions, it's amusing actually.
Febos (EUW)
: Let me tell you how the structure of a joke works: 1 - Setup. This one can be divided in two: 1.1 - Frame - The beginning of the joke. You start by introducing an idea, for example "Did you know that...?" or "The other day...". Can be anything really. 1.2 - Story - You tell the joke itself. For example, "Did you know that jokes have a structure? They are divided in two parts: setup and punchline." Again, can be anything, as long as it works with what comes next. 2 - Punchline. This is when your story takes a twist. Your audience thinks you are going one way and suddendly you change the ending. The surprise is what makes a good joke. As you may have noticed, I started telling a joke too, around point 1.2. Now all that is missing is the
> [{quoted}](name=Febos,realm=EUW,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=z8JKh4M8,comment-id=0000000000000003,timestamp=2018-05-18T08:32:42.581+0000) > > Let me tell you how the structure of a joke works: > > 1 - Setup. This one can be divided in two: > > 1.1 - Frame - The beginning of the joke. You start by introducing an idea, for example &quot;Did you know that...?&quot; or &quot;The other day...&quot;. Can be anything really. > > 1.2 - Story - You tell the joke itself. For example, &quot;Did you know that jokes have a structure? They are divided in two parts: setup and punchline.&quot; > Again, can be anything, as long as it works with what comes next. > > 2 - Punchline. This is when your story takes a twist. Your audience thinks you are going one way and suddendly you change the ending. The surprise is what makes a good joke. > > As you may have noticed, I started telling a joke too, around point 1.2. Now all that is missing is the Interesting, people today define jokes, define art, and even sex, I am sure they also define fun. Just because a joke or art or sex has a definition, its not the only way to do it since those things are her for thousand of years, even animals make sex, have fun, and in some way do art (like building nests, even if they don't realize it) and in some way they joke like some monkeys joke some time one with the other. Btu is ok go ahead and define the natural things it make it look cool, not relay useful in society thow. _you will go to tell your gf ?, no no honey this is not the definition of sex, you do it right or you not do it at all ! you will go tell your kids ? no kids NO, you have fun in the right way or not having fun at all !_ The joke was simple and also not important to draw so many comments :), definitely not meant to be text analized. The joke come from what RIOT or some part of community always have answer to toxicity with the statement "just mute and enjoy the game", and in situations like the OP show, muting and enjoy the game it's not really an option since you already saw how toxic that guy is and you can't really enjoy his presence just by muting him, but you can't mute him in champ select also nor have the ability to escape being "trapped" for 30-40 min in the game with such person. So: from my text "I hope you get banned for dodging and not mute him and enjoy the game :D, of course after this chat you can mute and enjoy its not to late :D" - I hope you get banned for dodging - was sarcasm, since if he did not doge imply he need to stay and take it, stay in a game and get himself abused by that person, and because he did not want to get abused he was punished (with waiting que times) - not mute him and enjoy the game :D - was the joke, since you cleary can't just mute him and enjoy the presence of such toxic human - of course after this chat you can mute and enjoy its not to late :D - was the explication of the joke, for people like you and others that downvote me that can't understand simple jokes or sarcasms and they actually think I wished the op to get banned.
HonorFive (EUW)
: >someone threatens to slice your mother >you refuse to play a game with person >therefore he deserves to get banned are you high?
> [{quoted}](name=HonorFive,realm=EUW,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=z8JKh4M8,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2018-05-18T00:21:06.680+0000) > > are you high? sorry i forgot majority on this board can't get a joke or sarcasm
: Transfer
transfers are disable for now
: league champ select in 1 pic
I hope you get banned for dodging and not mute him and enjoy the game :D, of course after this chat you can mute and enjoy its not to late :D
: Client bann
What you say are just perceptions not the reality, there's no thousands of players out there buying accounts people just claim to piss you off. Also not many are kids, I saw a lot of 20+ players that are very toxics. For example people like to call "kid" many players when they do something they think it's wrong. Same as people call many that play bad or have a bad game "boosted" and many that play very good "scripers" or "smurf". Me myself when somebody call me kid I joke around because it's stupid to assume someone is kid, so I say things like "omg I need to go my mommy called me to drink my milk, to grow big and strong like my father" , or " I need to win or my father will beat me again". Aslo when they say sell skin/uninstal etc, I say "my parents brought me this skin when I made 13 years last summer" and so on.
Zantti (EUW)
: 2 afk in ranked promos
i hate like 8 dc/afk in my team or enemy in last 5 games, i think the new patch striked again, they come back some time, some time they did not, also like you said some show high pings about the bug, don't knwo if its same, but after the patch (had this bug some time ago also after a patch then its got fixed), if i am in windows while game loading when i go in game i can't see the champions when press tab, also can't see mana and hp bars for my team, myself and emeyes and if i quit then reconnect it get fixed.
: Recently played with list in lobby
i think they remove it exactly to prevent people flaming somebody or doge because they feed/troll/play bad the game before
Hydnoras (EUW)
: That's what i would call an unhealthy amount of religion in life.
> [{quoted}](name=Hydnoras,realm=EUW,application-id=WtAasNBw,discussion-id=wIpZW70N,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2018-05-17T09:01:06.696+0000) > > That&#x27;s what i would call an unhealthy amount of religion in life. Well everybody live his life how they like, and believe in whatever they like. I personally can't even process why in 2018 people still believe in a supernatural being, but still I don't judge others that believe nor try to change their mind and definitely respect everyone culture and religion.
: You can assume anything you like.And its ok rly,my nickname is kinda flaming but thats all it is and i assume that you don't know what im talking about since your account level is low. But back to the topic. What do you suggest we as a community can do to stop trolls from ruining games?
> [{quoted}](name=You Suck Me,realm=EUNE,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=3tqypFHa,comment-id=000000000001000000000000,timestamp=2018-05-17T07:03:02.024+0000) > > You can assume anything you like.And its ok rly,my nickname is kinda flaming but thats all it is and i assume that you don&#x27;t know what im talking about since your account level is low. > But back to the topic. > What do you suggest we as a community can do to stop trolls from ruining games? I have 3 x 30+ accounts, that's beside point. I saw here people give downvotes to the fictional stories for Bilgewater Fan Fiction Competition. When online communities become so trash to downvote a story that it not offensive just because they don't like it. When in fact downvote system is created for other reasons, to downvote something offencive, rude etc not something you don't like especially a fictional story. So it's nothing you can do to save online gaming no matter which game, or online communications, internet it's more and more about spam and kids acting out, no more logic, no more communication no more friendly environments of people around world that share a common goal/hobby. So it's no way to make people in a game to understand they need to not be rude, because even if they don't care about win/lose is rude to other 4 or 9 players to ruin the game for them.
: Please read what i wrote. At what point did i say that i consider a troll the guy that picks support or any other role that i dont seem fit? I did not so please read and than coment. It's very rare for me to use chat ingame.Nothing good ever comes out of the chat. You assume that i flame players based only on my nickname...well that is your right..but i dont Btw i assume you do not know what you are talking about since you do not play game at all with account lvl11 .. :)
> [{quoted}](name=You Suck Me,realm=EUNE,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=3tqypFHa,comment-id=0000000000010000,timestamp=2018-05-17T06:52:11.517+0000) > > Please read what i wrote. > At what point did i say that i consider a troll the guy that picks support or any other role that i dont seem fit? > I did not so please read and than coment. > > It&#x27;s very rare for me to use chat ingame.Nothing good ever comes out of the chat. > > You assume that i flame players based only on my nickname...well that is your right..but i dont > > Btw i assume you do not know what you are talking about since you do not play game at all with account lvl11 .. :) You did not said such things, I just assume based on majority of people that calls others trolls. Hard to believe you aren't like them and you are the exception especially with that nickname.
Hydnoras (EUW)
: What is this religious reason that prevents you from playing on saturday?
> [{quoted}](name=Hydnoras,realm=EUW,application-id=WtAasNBw,discussion-id=wIpZW70N,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-05-17T03:49:54.898+0000) > > What is this religious reason that prevents you from playing on saturday? I don't know in Jewish religion but I had some friends when I was a kid that had a Christian religion that the holy day is Saturdays and not Sunday like other Christian religions and Saturdays was a day for rest and not work, but that included everything even playing game or have fun. they were unable to play football with us in Saturdays because it was a rest day, they just sit with us and watch us
: Can I not play Clash if I don't own a Mobile Phone?
In future I bet you can't drive a car without a facebook or twitter account also, since the police will ask you for those not for driver licence. 1) some people can chose not to own a mobile phone and they won't play 2) some people can buy easy multiple prepaid sim cards and make 10 smurf accounts, here a prepaid sim card with a new number cost 5 euro and require no ID. But this is american logic :D they don't get not everywhere in the world is like in US, not every kid in europe go to school with a phone, and in many europe countries citizens are not stalk by government for everything's, so you can buy prepaid sim cards (burner phone as they call them there) easy with no ID so smurfing it's easy a matter of 5 euros.
: Ok very constructive. Tell me what do you consider to be a troll behavior? For me troll is a guy that plays for example Nunu and follows my teams jungler and take his jungle creeps. Also a troll is a guy that write in queue "I want mid" even tho he was support and he goes mid and feed enemy just for spite. But i guess that all can be only my fantasy right?
> [{quoted}](name=You Suck Me,realm=EUNE,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=3tqypFHa,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2018-05-17T05:39:57.227+0000) > > Ok very constructive. > > Tell me what do you consider to be a troll behavior? > > For me troll is a guy that plays for example Nunu and follows my teams jungler and take his jungle creeps. > > Also a troll is a guy that write in queue &quot;I want mid&quot; even tho he was support and he goes mid and feed enemy just for spite. > > But i guess that all can be only my fantasy right? Everyone so polite and logic on forums, but in game it's not like this isn't it ? you call trolls everyone that died or play other champ that 15 champs you deem fit. People that play support champs that were good supports in past, maybe not common now but still not bad. Now let me guess, from so many players that spam "troll" in game for no reason you are the one that is logic and polite and don't call players trolls for no reason, especially with a nickname like that.
TheFortex (EUNE)
: lol this happens to me everytime. except it never stops and it says ETA -2 MINS i have to restart it a couple of times so that it would work
> [{quoted}](name=TheFortex,realm=EUNE,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=gNFEpYgQ,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2018-05-16T23:20:16.191+0000) > > lol this happens to me everytime. except it never stops and it says ETA -2 MINS > > i have to restart it a couple of times so that it would work I was lucky, it stopped and went to client :) But now I am afraid that's why I am stuck in low elo because my champions are more heavy. What if Gragas is not actually fat and he is like that because of extra BB ? :D
Dovildas (EUNE)
: Why i cant transfere my account?
it's a magic bubble with an ! in top left side of your client, might be useful to read it from time to time.
Ioto14 (EUNE)
: Reinvierea Vechiului Rift
Riot responded to this questions. They can't simply rollback patches and bring early season back as a mod, client and game itself evolved so much since then that's too much work to be able to do that. They did not said NO, but for now its to complicate. Maybe someday it will happen.
: Op Draven leads to me banned
the nice new players, toxic since birth :D in next 10 years kids first words will be "%%% noobs" You got banned for being toxic and if you post chat logs everybody will see it, not because you polite question his play style and call him a cheater
: Lets stop trolls!
YES, it's simple. stop thinking everyone that don't play, pick, build as you deem fit is a troll 90% of trolls cases are other players fantasies
Rismosch (EUW)
: lol That comment genuinely made me laugh xd
> [{quoted}](name=Rismosch,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=gNFEpYgQ,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2018-05-16T18:56:34.359+0000) > > lol > > That comment genuinely made me laugh xd :D
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