: Plot twist. Person is actually kidnapped and lost in a far away land. Having access only to a small laptop that has poor internet connection through a satellite due to their location being in a forest,and it's browser is stuck on the Boards page. Somehow. Don't ask questions...They play league. There. *Dramatic music with monkey noises in the background along with tropical birds.* He or She cannot use any other way of communication,social media etc. How shall we live without Instagram. But more importantly,Connection is bad,battery is getting lower and lower with each passed second. If they turn off the laptop it might not be able to turn back on. It's a Mac after all. Their only desperate cry for help is here on Boards,in a place full of trolls,kids and sometimes decent friendly people. Will they manage to get help in time before they die out of hunger or the kidnappers come back and brutally finish the job?! *Dramatic drum roll as the picture zooms out and shows the forest from a sky view,showing it's in middle of nowhere in the ocean,on an island.* Find out in the next episode of Survival in Enchantressed Forest of Shadore. Chapter 1. Kidnap. Dun dunn dunnnnnn.
> [{quoted}](name=Brotaku Turanski,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=XYbqA1EM,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-09-24T02:09:31.703+0000) > > Plot twist. > > Person is actually kidnapped and lost in a far away land. Having access only to a small laptop that has poor internet connection through a satellite due to their location being in a forest,and it's browser is stuck on the Boards page. Somehow. Don't ask questions...They play league. There. > > *Dramatic music with monkey noises in the background along with tropical birds.* > > He or She cannot use any other way of communication,social media etc. How shall we live without Instagram. But more importantly,Connection is bad,battery is getting lower and lower with each passed second. > If they turn off the laptop it might not be able to turn back on. It's a Mac after all. > > Their only desperate cry for help is here on Boards,in a place full of trolls,kids and sometimes decent friendly people. > > Will they manage to get help in time before they die out of hunger or the kidnappers come back and brutally finish the job?! > > *Dramatic drum roll as the picture zooms out and shows the forest from a sky view,showing it's in middle of nowhere in the ocean,on an island.* > > Find out in the next episode of Survival in Enchantressed Forest of Shadore. Chapter 1. Kidnap. > Dun dunn dunnnnnn. I haven’t played league for about a year now and I just saw this (I come and go on platforms just to see if I have any notifications) and this made me smile and think, if only league was filled with amazing story tellers like you :)
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LazySlav (EUNE)
: Is this only for EUW?
> [{quoted}](name=GZA The Genius,realm=EUNE,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=6Fce65E2,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-06-03T15:56:21.961+0000) > > Is this only for EUW? It's for any :)
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: >I'm just wondering if anyone else has the same problem where they've no one else to play with? I have a lot of friends to play with. \*Looks at an empty friends list\*
> [{quoted}](name=FeuerfalkeFX,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=hVG9mUFA,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-05-16T08:22:53.501+0000) > > I have a lot of friends to play with. > \*Looks at an empty friends list\* awhh aha xd
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BlueStr (EUNE)
: ***
> [{quoted}](name=BlueStr,realm=EUNE,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=n0EJnLAf,comment-id=000600000000,timestamp=2017-05-01T15:23:27.198+0000) > > because i play league of legends. > {{sticker:slayer-jinx-wink}} That made me chuckle xd
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: Sickened by humanity because I was forced to leave my house for the first time in two weeks.
> [{quoted}](name=tsokifshecries,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=n0EJnLAf,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2017-04-29T15:18:48.533+0000) > > Sickened by humanity because I was forced to leave my house for the first time in two weeks. Awh how come?
BlueStr (EUNE)
: ***
> [{quoted}](name=BlueStr,realm=EUNE,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=n0EJnLAf,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2017-04-29T13:04:34.973+0000) > > I'm a little bit sick, so just in bed sweating it out. Also contemplating weather or not i should check myself in a mental hospital, fun times. Why a mental hospital?
: I've run out of cute stuff to master. Probably I should practice Teemo in Poro King. Tried once, went 14/4 with one quadra. Almost opposite score to enemy one.
> [{quoted}](name=ApatheticLoner,realm=EUNE,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=n0EJnLAf,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2017-04-29T13:02:05.665+0000) > > I've run out of cute stuff to master. > > Probably I should practice Teemo in Poro King. > > Tried once, went 14/4 with one quadra. Almost opposite score to enemy one. Try Ad teemo with a gunblade, and a rageblade, with a shivv, and a hurricane and probably a frozen mallet and some berserkkers? (it's what i use and i got 3 level 7 tokens bck to back in games...)
Wa5abi65 (EUW)
: Indeed, and i have already spent some of it on the Conqueror Karma bundle :) {{sticker:zombie-nunu-hearts}}
> [{quoted}](name=Wa5abi65,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=n0EJnLAf,comment-id=000200000000,timestamp=2017-04-28T11:25:33.740+0000) > > Indeed, and i have already spent some of it on the Conqueror Karma bundle :) > {{sticker:zombie-nunu-hearts}} aha that's good xd, I can't wait for when I get paid so I can get the cosmic yi and the karma bundle :3
GLurch (EUW)
: I'm fine. ######I bet you expected me to ask you as well >:)
> [{quoted}](name=GLurch,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=n0EJnLAf,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2017-04-28T12:20:37.024+0000) > > I'm fine. > > ######I bet you expected me to ask you as well >:) aha shush, thats good xd
Okuma (EUNE)
: Poor GPet :(
> [{quoted}](name=Okuma,realm=EUNE,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=n0EJnLAf,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2017-04-28T10:22:11.379+0000) > > Poor GPet :( :(
Wa5abi65 (EUW)
: Good. Because... - The sun is shining - It is Friday - This weekend is a bank holiday - It's pay day!
> [{quoted}](name=Wa5abi65,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=n0EJnLAf,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-04-28T10:18:51.869+0000) > > Good. Because... > > - The sun is shining > - It is Friday > - This weekend is a bank holiday > - It's pay day! Pay day is a good day :3
GPet (EUW)
: Sad because people rarely recognize the greatness of the wonder called Demacia. :(
> [{quoted}](name=GPet,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=n0EJnLAf,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2017-04-28T10:13:10.131+0000) > > Sad because people rarely recognize the greatness of the wonder called Demacia. :( Awhh :(
Okuma (EUNE)
: Stuck in class, bored to death. How about yourself?
> [{quoted}](name=Okuma,realm=EUNE,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=n0EJnLAf,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-04-28T10:09:28.651+0000) > > Stuck in class, bored to death. How about yourself? Just singing, 'If you wanna be my lover' whilst playing Custom games xd
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: > [{quoted}](name=GeneralCoxy,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=6AQGYgqY,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-04-05T15:25:40.064+0000) > > Calling all UK players! > > Hey I am GeneralCoxy (Mark Cox, Head of Riot UK Publishing). I have recently moved back from the sunny shores of Sydney Australia, to help the Riot team open the new UK office. > > Why do I need your help you say? Well I want to know a few of things from you guys: > > 1. What do you want to see from a local UK Riot team (community activities, esports, art, cosplay, in-game events etc.)? > 2. What have we done well in the UK (If you have nothing good to say move to question 3:))? > 3. What have we not done well in the UK (don't pull any punches here)? > > Throw anything into this thread and I will answer also any questions you may have on the plans in the UK. > > Thanks for your help and feedback in advance! > > GG! Will there be; Apprenticeships, Internships, Part Time/Full Time jobs available?
Calling all UK players! Hey I am GeneralCoxy (Mark Cox, Head of Riot UK Publishing). I have recently moved back from the sunny shores of Sydney Australia, to help the Riot team open the new UK office. Why do I need your help you say? Well I want to know a few of things from you guys: What do you want to see from a local UK Riot team (community activities, esports, art, cosplay, in-game events etc.)? What have we done well in the UK (If you have nothing good to say move to question 3:))? What have we not done well in the UK (don't pull any punches here)? Throw anything into this thread and I will answer also any questions you may have on the plans in the UK. Thanks for your help and feedback in advance! GG! > [{quoted}](name=Banta Squad,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=6AQGYgqY,comment-id=0036,timestamp=2017-04-11T09:25:17.182+0000) > > Will there be; Apprenticeships, Internships, Part Time/Full Time jobs available? @GENERALCOXY is this > > [{quoted}](name=GeneralCoxy,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=6AQGYgqY,comment-id=002e00000000000000000000,timestamp=2017-04-11T15:05:21.044+0000) > > Hey I may not be able to help you with that :( have you raised a ticket? In reply to what I said?
: Halp UK players!
> [{quoted}](name=GeneralCoxy,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=6AQGYgqY,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-04-05T15:25:40.064+0000) > > Calling all UK players! > > Hey I am GeneralCoxy (Mark Cox, Head of Riot UK Publishing). I have recently moved back from the sunny shores of Sydney Australia, to help the Riot team open the new UK office. > > Why do I need your help you say? Well I want to know a few of things from you guys: > > 1. What do you want to see from a local UK Riot team (community activities, esports, art, cosplay, in-game events etc.)? > 2. What have we done well in the UK (If you have nothing good to say move to question 3:))? > 3. What have we not done well in the UK (don't pull any punches here)? > > Throw anything into this thread and I will answer also any questions you may have on the plans in the UK. > > Thanks for your help and feedback in advance! > > GG! Will there be; Apprenticeships, Internships, Part Time/Full Time jobs available?
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Eambo (EUW)
: Hey PROaa135, I'm a bit short on time today, but is there a certain time would suit? ^^
> [{quoted}](name=Riot Eambo,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=y1MIOGa2,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-12-14T13:45:12.365+0000) > > Hey PROaa135, > > I'm a bit short on time today, but is there a certain time would suit? ^^ > [{quoted}](name=Riot Cosantoir,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=y1MIOGa2,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-12-14T14:13:38.615+0000) > > You rang?? > > Totally up for this but wont be around much after 3pm today but am can do it anytime tomorrow or over the weekend if you're interested. Hey, wow thanks pro for doing this :) Means the world aha :3 {{sticker:slayer-jinx-catface}}
: On a totally different note , can I ask how did you get your icon ? I played nearly 10 game on the new laggy beta client , still have yet to receive any icons.
> [{quoted}](name=Invalid Love,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=gvshJcuR,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-11-30T02:57:54.071+0000) > > On a totally different note , can I ask how did you get your icon ? I played nearly 10 game on the new laggy beta client , still have yet to receive any icons. report it, since i got mine after updating it from the old client...
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Lsayu (EUNE)
: You could try submitting a ticket to support. If you choose to do so let us know of the outcome.
> [{quoted}](name=Lsayu,realm=EUNE,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=IbBlchEP,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-10-23T22:03:24.812+0000) > > You could try submitting a ticket to support. If you choose to do so let us know of the outcome. Okay, thanks for the help!
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: Add me :)
> [{quoted}](name=Discover Satin,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=zw845jE3,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-06-28T14:01:11.551+0000) > > Add me :) Okay but may you add me? I'm away right now cx my name is Banta Squad on it :3
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: Dude, I'm entitled to my opinion about your opinion too, so what exactly is the problem? Also I don't waste time.
> [{quoted}](name=Foxist,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=EEaAwZLt,comment-id=00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001,timestamp=2016-04-28T12:49:15.689+0000) > > Dude, I'm entitled to my opinion about your opinion too, so what exactly is the problem? > > Also I don't waste time. Your wasting mine!
: So why did you make the post if you don't care?
> [{quoted}](name=Foxist,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=EEaAwZLt,comment-id=000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-04-27T07:27:56.608+0000) > > So why did you make the post if you don't care? Are you really that thick? I post my opinions on the forums because I'm entilted to my own opinion! I said I just don't care about people like you replying with hate.. Thats why I said I don't care because all you do is waste my time and you're wasting your own!
: Or you could have just used the search function these boards have and saved us some time and space from this nonsense. On a side note, 50£ isn't really that much...
> [{quoted}](name=Foxist,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=EEaAwZLt,comment-id=0000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-04-26T19:41:32.077+0000) > > Or you could have just used the search function these boards have and saved us some time and space from this nonsense. > On a side note, 50£ isn't really that much... I know it isn't much and it's £50 not 50£ and again I really don't care m8
Goodnigut (EUW)
: Not fighting, it's just that I've seen around 100 posts about this if not more even since hextech got implemented. It's not like you blow your nose and they fix it; it takes time.
> [{quoted}](name=Goodnigut,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=EEaAwZLt,comment-id=00000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-04-26T19:07:05.208+0000) > > Not fighting, it's just that I've seen around 100 posts about this if not more even since hextech got implemented. It's not like you blow your nose and they fix it; it takes time. Nice to know, I feel.. what's the word? Oh yeah intrigued, that you would reply with such a creative response! (If you didn't realise my sarcasm to you... Well here you're) So yeah I really don't care that you've seen 100 posts maybe more of something like this post.. So after this post I'll ignore what ever response you give me as, if you've seen over 100 posts of this stuff then you're wasting your time for no reason and this is why people get annoyed when you complain and 'whine' because you waste your time on other people's posts.. Sorry that the truth hurts but now this is where I end this 'argument'. Peace.. {{sticker:slayer-jinx-catface}}
Goodnigut (EUW)
: Oh, right, you like the attention and to whine....
> [{quoted}](name=Goodnigut,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=EEaAwZLt,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2016-04-26T19:02:10.579+0000) > > Oh, right, you like the attention and to whine.... Aha no. Unlike you I won't start a fight on forums, I'll end it here saying I just like to post my opinions on the forums.. If you dislike this, like someone said on one of my other posts, 'Let the haters hate'
Goodnigut (EUW)
: If you would've read the forums about chests before spending 50 pounds on them, you would've most likely not be posting this right now.
> [{quoted}](name=Goodnigut,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=EEaAwZLt,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-04-26T18:52:31.207+0000) > > If you would've read the forums about chests before spending 50 pounds on them, you would've most likely not be posting this right now. I would still spend over £50 on it no matter what, but this is just how I feel
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PauIo (EUW)
: Feel free to add me :)
> [{quoted}](name=Oluap0,realm=EUW,application-id=WtAasNBw,discussion-id=W8zc3dFE,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-04-18T19:24:11.196+0000) > > Feel free to add me :) okay :D
PROaa135 (EUW)
: That is like saying: The sky is green. BAM
> [{quoted}](name=PROaa135,realm=EUW,application-id=WtAasNBw,discussion-id=W8zc3dFE,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2016-04-18T18:03:35.309+0000) > > That is like saying: The sky is green. > BAM It is in the north pole xd Have you heard of the _northern_ lights?
PROaa135 (EUW)
: Why am I ~~wasting my time~~ reading this? {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-rainbows}}
> [{quoted}](name=PROaa135,realm=EUW,application-id=WtAasNBw,discussion-id=W8zc3dFE,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-04-18T17:54:11.281+0000) > > Why am I ~~wasting my time~~ reading this? > {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-rainbows}} You tell me sunshine {{sticker:slayer-jinx-wink}}
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