: Yea, 3 near full build ADCs will do that :)
ADCs in 2018 league of legends. HAHAHAHA
Rioter Comments
: > _From the beginning of her development, we wanted Kai’Sa to be a regular human who survived the Void by coexisting with a Void creature—not someone who escaped but was corrupted by the experience..._ A regular human who survived the Void AND that happens to looks like a model after an hollywood makeup session. Perfect sense. > _ > We felt that this was what made her unique in the Void champion line-up, and plus, we’d recently made a corruption-themed champion with Kayn. For these reasons, it was really important for us to make sure Kai’Sa looked like a human wearing a Void-suit, rather than a monstrosity created by the Void_ Great. So now, thanks to "so much corrupted champs in League", everyone who ends up in the Void becomes superman and is gorgeous. Could not be more logical than that. Where is the waiting line to enter the Void? > _Early on, Kai’Sa didn’t have a deep neckline. When we got her in game, we realized her dark hair combined with the suit made her look more “Void creature or corrupted human” than “normal person wearing a Void-suit,” particularly because the human skin showing on her face was small onscreen and difficult to read from the in-game camera. Our artists tried a few things to try and address this, and the one that worked well was redesigning her neckline so you could see her human skin more clearly when her mask was off. With this change, more playtesters interpreted Kai’Sa as being a human wearing a suit rather than a human who was corrupted. _ Well i'm of course sure that having a better view of Kai'Sa's boobs does not exactly suggest that she is a Void abomination. It's 100% impossible to deny that. > > _In retrospect, we recognize we should’ve prioritized searching for other ways to solve this problem, especially because the end result didn’t land well for many players. Even though we had good intentions, we could’ve done better, and in the future, we will be even more conscious of these decisions. _ ...but Kai'Sa deep neckline is here to stay, of course. We learned the lesson, it would be senseless to redesign it just to indulge a whim, right? So sorry.
" Well i'm of course sure that having a better view of Kai'Sa's boobs does not exactly suggest that she is a Void abomination. It's 100% impossible to deny that." It's supposed to make her look like a HUMAN. DID YOU EVEN READ IT CORRECTLY?
: Kai’Sa's unnecessarily deep neckline
Then close Taric's jacket or whatever the heck is that. Always butthurt about sexualized female champs but not at male sexualized champs. ZAC IS LITERALLY NAKED WHY DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
Èclair (EUNE)
: Can traps be thots?
Traps care about you,while %%%%s don't. %%%%s are disgusting piece of craps while traps care about you,and would do anything for you. Look up Felix Argyle for example,absolutely glorious.
fifek900 (EUNE)
: I think she accually breaks everythink BUT hearth.
the game itself included
: but what is zoe? {{sticker:sg-lux-2}}
She's technically 100 years old But she doesn't break a man's heart so technically No? Yea? Idk
: > [{quoted}](name=ComradeShumo,realm=EUW,application-id=yTagKVTg,discussion-id=R6AzZQrd,comment-id=00050000,timestamp=2018-01-04T15:00:53.987+0000) > > yuo se boris > a stod dosn't brek a man's heart > a thot,she dos. jus meak stod hunt guid i ned it
Use a thot to kill the stud Even though that's sinning,if you really need it.
: You have to wait it out until the time runs out. Anytime you restart the client or leave the Q the timer will reset back.
did you see the timer on the right?
: Can someone make a Stud Hunting Guide i would try that...{{sticker:slayer-pantheon-rainbows}}
yuo se boris a stod dosn't brek a man's heart a thot,she dos.
: is Taric a thot?
top 10 questions science still can't answer
: dont agree even a bit supports do way more damage than adc till like 10 minute mark but 90% of time support thinks they are here to get carried instead of having impact in lane, they just sit in bush be like i am here taking xp and gold and do absolutely nothing
Well those are bad supports,good supports actually say when to engage and "carry" their adc,they hard cc the enemy adc which literally means "HEY ADC PLS KILL HIM",you,as an adc,have to follow up your support's hard cc. And we can't take the cs,we're supports,we take gold income items for a reason.
: The reason people don't like support
*Meanwhile me,a support main* You can't synergize with your friendly ADC if she a thot. I tell them to pick Varus or Jhin,but they refuse and take a thot like jinx or mf. Then my comrades thots hunters kick our butts,it's obvious. So pls #MakeMoreMaleCharactersCauseIfSheBreathSheAThot Apart from the jokes,it's believed that you have to follow your ADC whatever he does,but actually (especially if you're playing a tankier support like Rakan or Horny boy[Alistar]) they have to follow up what you do,when you hard cc them your adc has to attack them,the reason people hate going support is because no one listens to the support,especially in lower rank. So pls #StopBullyingSupports2018
Saibbo (EUW)
: Sona? Ashe? Janna? Sivir? Nidalee?
Those were just examples,obvious examples. But remember,if she breath she a thot.
Rioter Comments
: Only a few more days... - Volunteer Event [Merry Christmas!]
I ain't gonna win. But maybe the RNG gods will give me their favor for once. Edit: I would like to sign up Kirumes,PepsiManSmurf and skelezo too,since they're my best friends.
Declined (EUNE)
: I'd love to see the link, sorry I missed you earlier, things have been hectic with this Clash event and our [other](https://boards.eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/forum-games-contests-en/GaUd8IXd-only-a-few-more-days-volunteer-event) event.
https://boards.euw.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/help-support-en/bhbtYqkc-double-click-the-lol-launcher-logo-pops-up-and-then-disappears-nothing-happens-after (sorry dude didn't have internet. Oh and my marry proposal to Eambo is normal.)
Declined (EUNE)
: Hextech Repair Tool (HRT) is a program that quickly compiles information from your game folder relevant to the issue at hand. You can download the tool [HERE](https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/player-support/tools/Hextech%20Repair%20Tool.msi). Try this tool to run a repair, from what I can make out there's no critical errors within those logs, the stuff I do see is very common, but shouldn't affect you this way. I have a few theories but I'd rather try this one before asking you to run a number of connectivity tests.
Dude,I went to an older forum post,this guy had my same problem. Riot Eambo has a fix for it,if you want I can link it to you,or can describe the process. Btw if you know Riot Eambo and can like,write to him or something tell him I love him.
Eambo (EUW)
: > [{quoted}](name=v03FV6pZeh,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=bhbtYqkc,comment-id=00040000,timestamp=2015-06-02T17:15:40.537+0000) > > Yes, I've tried disabling and allowing LoL through windows firewall yet nothing. As Communism has mentioned, if safe mode works it means a program running in normal mode is causing problems. This is usually an antivirus or firewall, however if not then it may be any other program running in the background. It might be worth now running a clean boot of Windows: - Press Windows Key + R to open up the 'Run' window - Type “msconfig” and hit enter - Go to the 'Services' tab, and select “Hide all Microsoft Services” - Click “Disable All” - Go to the 'Startup' tab, and disable all - When done, hit Apply, then OK - When prompted for a restart, do so This will start up Windows with nothing additional running. Try LoL like this. Let us know how this goes for you! (Note: To revert back, follow the steps above again except just re-enable what we disabled :-) ) Also take note of step 3, people tend to miss it and then wonder why their network doesn't work :-D
I love you. You're the kindest guy,the best guy god has ever created. You. You are my Jesus,my Buddha. You're everything that I love in a guy. So pls,accept this ring and let's marry.{{item:1082}} (Yes I would give my anus to a guy that fixed my league.) No homo btw
: GodHasForsakenUs.jpg
My league of legends isn't opening. I'm kinda of happy about it now.
: The tool just...crashes. Yeah...what the hell? Whatever I do.even if it doesn't affect the game files,the tools just crashes! It crashes at the gathering logs part. (Edit: I was able to run it today,I didn't mark the "check logs" box,but yet league doesn't work.)
Ok,I think I should now give a better recap of the WHOLE thing. My copy of windows is cracked,I updated it and league stopped working. Then,after not even 2 hours it fixed without any reason. Then,2 days later,the 7th of december those problems started happening again. I tried completely uninstalling the game (I even deleted it from the regedit.),ran it as administrator and literally everything. Yet nothing worked. I think,like what one of my friends suggested,that the problem is with my windows. I copypasted my league folder into an external hard disc and tried running it on my sister's laptop,it worked just fine. I don't know if I have to reinstall windows or if there's a way of fixing it without doing it. Btw Dec thanks for all the help you're giving me,I really appreciate it. I wrote all the information that might be useful for you. I hope you can find a fix based on it.
: They're gonna have next valentine's skins, 100%.
is that a Trenitalia reference?
GrimZea (EUW)
: Ideas for Xayah & Rakan skins?
Matryoshka skins for both of them. Russian theme,their ctlr+3 would make them a literal matryoshka,with Rakan hugging Xayah and covering her with his wing,while Xayah's head can be seen under Rakan's neck,or they kiss. I just think this is genius idk why. (Or a Dante skin for Rakan and a Beatrice skin for Xayah,if you read "The Divine Comedy" you will get this, I said this as a joke.) Btw Rakan needs a "Never Gonna Give You Up" emote.
Forenix (EUNE)
: New Champion Suggestion! Ozwald: The Heartbreaker
I would like to see this champ,only with a different lore. He has "magic" powers that we don't know from where they came,we don't know who the creature is and why is he doing it. The lore is just too simple and not interesting.
: Pls remove that faces from the client!
And then there's me I can't open league for some idk reasons. It doesn't open. Ah! I didn't get jumpscared! *crying*
Coxis (EUNE)
: Hey guys, here's a question for all of ya
I would be remembered either cause I was writing too much and I was annoying or funny. Like there was this one player,I always said "Sorry!" for everything,we didn't know each other for a lot,it was like the day after I met her and she blocked me cause she thought "Dude calm!". I really write a lot. Too much.
Declined (EUNE)
: Hextech Repair Tool (HRT) is a program that quickly compiles information from your game folder relevant to the issue at hand. You can download the tool [HERE](https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/player-support/tools/Hextech%20Repair%20Tool.msi). Try this tool to run a repair, from what I can make out there's no critical errors within those logs, the stuff I do see is very common, but shouldn't affect you this way. I have a few theories but I'd rather try this one before asking you to run a number of connectivity tests.
The tool just...crashes. Yeah...what the hell? Whatever I do.even if it doesn't affect the game files,the tools just crashes! It crashes at the gathering logs part. (Edit: I was able to run it today,I didn't mark the "check logs" box,but yet league doesn't work.)
Declined (EUNE)
: That log is from 4 days ago, is there any chance you could try to open League, and then give me the most recent logs that show up? I need both the patcher log first, and if possible the LeagueClient log if it is being generated.
dude...there is no way that's from 4 days ago,cause I uninstalled league a lot of times in that day alone. But probably I'm wrong . And windows (I think) told me the last time that file was modified was the 9th of december. And the fifth of december league of legends worked! So there is no way. By the way,textuploader said that the text was too long so I uploaded the .txt to mediafire,here's the link: http://www.mediafire.com/file/3f3vdq2jdzsk9v8/2017-12-10T20-01-52_3504_LeagueClient.log The only other log that it gave me was this one,which is strange since normally it would have the LeagueClienUx log too...here's the link:http://www.mediafire.com/file/azej4iny23509tj/2017-12-10T20-01-52_8936_LeagueClientLauncher.log Sorry if you don't want to use mediafire!
: It was a 42 min game as you can see on my friends op.gg http://euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=aud-bodil where he played zoe, but it seems like everyone else including riot which I mailed says it's deservered so, just have to start over again.
for me it wasn't. When the "RIOT SUPPORT THAT 100% WORKS AND WILL ANSWER IN NO TIME YE" might I play with you? I'm just as toxic and getting banned in 2 is better than alone.
: Is this ban justified?
It was not. "Homophobic slurs" are we 9 years old? I say %%%got to my friends a lot of times,even to people who flamed the whole game and when they answer "UH UH NO U'RE THE %%%!" I answer with "Yeah I read homestuck". You didn't write that much,and if the match was more than 30mins the ban is not okay. Like at all.
: Oh! My bad on that. I tried opening the normal leagueclient with administrator rights a lot of times already. It didn't work. (I noticed only now that everytime I open the game it makes 3 logs,one for UxRender,one for Ux and one for the normal one. Sorry! And the log text is too big,I can't put it there lmao.)
(wtf I tried another time and it uploaded,here's the link:http://textuploader.com/dqe25)
Declined (EUNE)
: Well if you can't find it, that'll become a problem, is there any chance you could find the regular file, right click that one and select open with administrator rights? btw the file you uploaded is the LeagueClientUx log, I would like to have a look at the patcher log. There are some issues with Kaspersky but it should be minimal.
Oh! My bad on that. I tried opening the normal leagueclient with administrator rights a lot of times already. It didn't work. (I noticed only now that everytime I open the game it makes 3 logs,one for UxRender,one for Ux and one for the normal one. Sorry! And the log text is too big,I can't put it there lmao.)
Declined (EUNE)
: If you don't have an Anti VIrus program, it's imperative that you acquire one. Personally I use Avast. If you go to the folder where you have League installed and scroll down there should be a file called 'lol.launcher.admin' it is imperative that you open League using that file. As for the log, then sure I'd like to see it, go to textuploader.com, set the expiration date to a week, upload it and share the link with me.
I can't find the file. I do have an antivirus,it's the standard windows one(it works,it saved my pc from the trojan virus 2 times already.),my father has kaspersky so I might download that later. (Here's the lates log,if you want I can send you a bigger one that ended with the same result:http://textuploader.com/dqejh)
Declined (EUNE)
: Greetings ComradeShumo, This sounds like a classical permission issue, it's usually resolved by doing 2 things to verify first. I would like to ask you to temporarily uninstall your anti virus and to run League using admin rights, there should be a file within the League folder called 'lol.launcher.admin.exe' please use that file to initiate League after you've uninstalled your Anti Virus. Remember that while your anti virus is uninstalled it is recommended to be extremely carefull of what you do on the internet, I therefore suggest that close your browsers and don't open them until you've finished testing and are ready to reinstall your Anti Virus. For obvious reasons let me know how this went.
Should I send you the log that the launcher creates?
: There's no file like that,and I'm using the windows 10 antivirus. (I think it's called windows defender? Btw I have it off right now.)
Declined (EUNE)
: Greetings ComradeShumo, This sounds like a classical permission issue, it's usually resolved by doing 2 things to verify first. I would like to ask you to temporarily uninstall your anti virus and to run League using admin rights, there should be a file within the League folder called 'lol.launcher.admin.exe' please use that file to initiate League after you've uninstalled your Anti Virus. Remember that while your anti virus is uninstalled it is recommended to be extremely carefull of what you do on the internet, I therefore suggest that close your browsers and don't open them until you've finished testing and are ready to reinstall your Anti Virus. For obvious reasons let me know how this went.
There's no file like that,and I'm using the windows 10 antivirus. (I think it's called windows defender? Btw I have it off right now.)
: Your anti-virus program might be blocking LoL from launching
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