: Tell us your Ranked 2018 stories!
Yeah, Tried to play ranked, stuck in queue, server down for emergency maintaince, banned for saying that my mother is dead so please stop screeching about how you'll %%%% her after provoked for 14 minutes for 30 sec afk in aram after loading screen. Oh, and clash made it so that whenever I had psyched to play and gathered friends, well then servers broke for X time.
Eambo (EUW)
: [EUW] 06-Dec-18 - Emergency Platform Restart
Did you guys try to sneak-implement trash (crash clash) again or what?
Eambo (EUW)
: [01-11-18] Cancellation of Clash for this weekend
> [{quoted}](name=Riot Eambo,realm=EUW,application-id=slFBEUB8,discussion-id=8vKLnvUG,comment-id=,timestamp=2018-11-01T23:44:20.719+0000) > > Hey guys, > > As you will see in client/[Service Status](https://status.leagueoflegends.com/#euw), we are cancelling the Clash beta in EUW and EUNE for this weekend. > > There have been issues in both regions recently that **were not caused by Clash**. However due to the problems we have seen, we don't want to risk more interruption to your gameplay experience where it can be avoided. We know just how crap it is for your evening to be interrupted by service instability and downtime, and while we've made a lot of improvement to Clash to avoid issues, there's still that small level of risk we don't want to put out there until we've ensured the other issues won't reoccur. > > Clash tests have been very successful in most regions up to this point, and further tests will continue in other regions for this week. We will most likely reschedule this (keep an eye out for announcements), but we want to ensure we have further confidence in EUW/EUNE's stability before putting additional strain on it. > > Apologies to those of you who were hyped for the return of Clash. Additional apologies for the recent issues in both EUW and EUNE - again to reiterate these were not caused by anything Clash related, and we're working on improvements to correct the underlying issues to ensure platform stability and a good groundwork to once again test Clash in EUW/EUNE. > > Thanks for sticking with us through these issues - good luck with your end of season climb! > > {{sticker:sg-kiko}} This is exactly what you said the last time I clash was attempted. This is so tragicomically golden that Shakespear himself couldn't write it better.
01drago01 (EUW)
: Anyone up for a game of curve fever while waiting for league
Man, I tried entering as a guest but I don't know how to play with you.
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: Rememberin' the good ol' days
Y'know. For me it's not that ranked is down. For me it's that clash launch breaks the entire server and all modes. At least it was what pissed me off last time. Now I'm just laughing my ass off at how stupid they must be if the exact same thing happens when they try again after 5 months XD
: A short poem for League right now
Oh. Let me try. *coughs* Ahem. Riot riot, why thou cry-eth? Is it because the autumn leaves are falling, or is it because playbase is calling, for servers new, and less shitty programming crew. So that yet once again, we can play and rank gain, please stop clash before myself go insane. Five months ago, you told me so, beta tests had been made, stress test too, yet here we are, clash needs a grave from yorick's spade. Give it up! No shame! Well a little, seems made in china is accurate, even for a game.
01drago01 (EUW)
: Who is all just sitting there reloading constantly to see all the threads about lol not working
"What’s next for Clash? Before we try to release Clash again, we want to be as confident as possible before announcing a new global launch date. We believe we’ve pinpointed the underlying issue, but we need to keep testing, and are implementing more diagnostics to see if our fixes are working out. We’ll be testing Clash in one-day betas in every region. More details will follow! Once again, we’re sorry for how things went down, and we’ll be working flat out until we’re sure we can confidently launch Clash to everyone." Riot five months ago :D
Hawkzorz (EUW)
: "We were unable to start your game"
"What’s next for Clash? Before we try to release Clash again, we want to be as confident as possible before announcing a new global launch date. We believe we’ve pinpointed the underlying issue, but we need to keep testing, and are implementing more diagnostics to see if our fixes are working out. We’ll be testing Clash in one-day betas in every region. More details will follow! Once again, we’re sorry for how things went down, and we’ll be working flat out until we’re sure we can confidently launch Clash to everyone." Riot five months ago XD
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Hydnoras (EUW)
: >I figured they were noobs refering to my use of mark-dash to avoid skillshots in melee This leads to me believing you did this in aram? Aram has a bug with dashes currently and riot is aware of that.
Yes, it was in aram. Maybe riot should put one of those "!" things about this in the launcher since they are so fond of doing it with all other issues so I won't have to be worried about getting banned for cheating when it's buggs that are happening.
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: Im mean Jealous is kinda right. Start adapting to the patches or abominations whatever u wanna call em. It will make the game more attractive in my eyes atleast. but what do I know :/
I guess it's just sad seeing lol moving from tactics and strategics towards "BURSTDASHBURST"
Jelaous (EUNE)
: I simply adore players with little to no experience in the game, or self-improvement, talking about how Riot ruined the game with the next patch or how their game is crashing, ragekids please. I doubt they teach you what it takes to maintain and support a game of this magnitute, altho the Riot dev team has it's occasional bad decisions, they're mainly due to not listening to their actually decent playtesting team that they have. So adapt and improve instead of blaming Riot for ruining your game or that something not working. And I'm someone who got 3 of his main champs nerfed in last patch.
Lol, I've played since winter 2010. Dunno if I have "little to no experience" if I've been playing for 8 years.
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18 Sean (EUW)
: Petition: Change name from Clash to Crash.
I'd sign. Especially if you call it TrashCrash
Hawkzorz (EUW)
: > [{quoted}](name=AnnoyingButerfly,realm=EUW,application-id=ETj6EdvQ,discussion-id=EynaKXxE,comment-id=,timestamp=2018-06-11T18:56:22.503+0000) > > Since RIOT keeps crashing the servers and keeps ruining the glorious West server, I am offering myself to work on their servers and their software until it's fixed and ready to go live so I can then quit and finally play a game as intended. I will do this for free just so I can spend one day not lagging and having my game crash. Contact me, RIOT. I can see you need help. %%%%. I'd pay you if you can get it stable for at least one hour per day.
%%%%. I'd pay you a decent wage if you just deleted everything riot has that is related to clash/crash
: OFFERING MY CHALLENGER PROGRAMMING SKILLS TO FIX RIOT' S*** (NO CHARGE)
> [{quoted}](name=AnnoyingButerfly,realm=EUW,application-id=ETj6EdvQ,discussion-id=EynaKXxE,comment-id=,timestamp=2018-06-11T18:56:22.503+0000) > > Since RIOT keeps crashing the servers and keeps ruining the glorious West server, I am offering myself to work on their servers and their software until it's fixed and ready to go live so I can then quit and finally play a game as intended. I will do this for free just so I can spend one day not lagging and having my game crash. Contact me, RIOT. I can see you need help. %%%%. I'd pay you if you can get it stable for at least one hour per day.
Shiwah (EUW)
: ***
Oh my edit didn't show. I added a comment saying. Shouldn't someone oversee the stresstest if it was one, y'know because it's a test that -might- and -have- failed?
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Shiwah (EUW)
: ***
Shouldn't that be done over PBE? Isn't there a way to stresstest it without using main servers? Again. Adapt, evolve, overcome. Not Crash server, cry, give skin. ALSO. Shouldn't someone y'know, watch over the test if this was one? Just in case it goes to shits? I mean, it took about 2.5 hours from when I tried creating a lobby until the first rioter responded to anything about it I think.
: Hey guys, just posting a small heads-up - we're all on deck to understand what s happening, and we don t have a clear root cause at the moment. I understand how terribly frustrating it is for you, and you can t imagine how even more it is for us. I wish I had more to share but at the moment we re doing our best to bring back the platform and understand what's happening :(( I m truly sorry we're letting you down on this :((
> [{quoted}](name=Witchburner,realm=EUW,application-id=ETj6EdvQ,discussion-id=0u3E7A30,comment-id=0026,timestamp=2018-06-11T18:20:48.602+0000) > > Hey guys, just posting a small heads-up - we're all on deck to understand what s happening, and we don t have a clear root cause at the moment. > I understand how terribly frustrating it is for you, and you can t imagine how even more it is for us. > > I wish I had more to share but at the moment we re doing our best to bring back the platform and understand what's happening :(( > > I m truly sorry we're letting you down on this :(( So.... Sorry... But I don't understand how exactly this is -more- frustrating for you? You got your %%%%ing job. Riot obviously didn't stresstest, betatest, or thouroughly do their job at this clrash event thing. I got 2 hours I can play league before I have to do adult shit and go to bed before I go to work. This is the second time in a month or so because of clrash, and in total 10th time in a month because of launcher issues I've had to spend 2 hours trying to understand what the hell is wrong. So no. Sorry, this isn't worse for you unless you are being paid by preformance.
: i think the poll should be: yes defenetly absolutely
Good point good sir. That's how you rework something. Take notes Riot.
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Hawkzorz (EUW)
: Riot
And this boards sucks.
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