Rismosch (EUW)
: What was your first videogame?
https://www.c64-wiki.de/images/8/89/Spacetaxi-1.jpg Don't know if it was THE first, but the earliest game I can remember
: Red Panda's legendary adventure - Part 2
I actually can't remember how I played when I started LoL. I had some experience with the original dota so it was a bit easier but I definitely can't remember how I first played that. I guess the biggest confusion was the combining of items... buy 2 swords, get a bow. If you want to see stupid things done in League of Legends, this series could work. My head always hurts from facepalming when watching this. :x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8b7mO-Rs7s I chose this specific episode because my favorite scene from all Wood Division Adventures is in this one at 8:10. :D
IndigoFenix (EUNE)
: Fizz be trolling...with fish puns
Well done but do you also have the koalafications for other animal puns?
: RPT - Red panda tuesday
I wanna be a red panda in my next life :3
: That is how it begins, then you will not be able to resist the next time and you will write and write and write! .-. Cocoa is a lovely drink btw, how do you drink it? :3 And you have an awesome reason to get up in the morning then ^^ Unlike most ppl with alarm clocks >.>
I drink cocoa in all variations :x Most of the time I simply put cocoa powder in a cup with cold milk, sometimes I put it in the microwave for a minute, sometimes I heat up some milk in a pot. I also like the hot chocolate from a baker's nearby, helps me wake up better than coffee sometimes. Oh and I do have an alarm clock, without it I wouldn't wake up before 9am. But it's the thing stopping me from sleeping, not the reason to get up :D If someone would watch me in the morning, they could see 3 phases I go through every day... stop sleep -> stand up -> wake up
: Goooood morning \o/
I never manage to read these posts at work so it's always afternoon/evening when I read "Good Morning" :x I also rarely write something because I don't feel like there is anything worth mentioning but the question of the day is interesting today. Maybe I'm overthinking it a bit... sitting here for half an hour now, mainly thinking and enjoying my cocoa. I guess the simpliest answer for me would be the funny things I might hear or see that day. Just anything that could cheer me up. Like today on the way to work... I live near Hamburg and I always hear about traffic jam at the same spot for weeks now. And today the radio station had found the right song for all the drivers there. "Probiers mal mit Gemütlichkeit..." ("Try to be carefree" would be a good translation I think) It's the german version of the song "The Bare Necessities"
: Puns are love /o/
I wish I could come up with puns like this :/ May I use them without specifically giving you credit (but also without bragging that I came up with them) to make people laugh? The best pun I created was asking to report {{champion:63}} for flame :3
mortwin12 (EUW)
: Happy father singed
I don't play Singed at all but this skin idea is great. Made me laugh at the idea of being damaged by a kid's blowing bubbles while I try to chase and kill his father. :x
: Well, I took a look at Windows 8 and didnt like it. And when that message suggested to "upgrade" my lovely bugfree Windows 7 to become a guinea pig for Windows 10, I was like that meme: "Not Today, creepy Microsoft message i cannot turn off by any means"
A rule that exists since win95: every second big windows version sucks 95 ok 98 sux 2000 ok ME sux XP ok Vista sux 7 ok 8 sux 10 ok
Zanador (EUNE)
: Actually, if you check it closely, that's mostly not their skin but rather thin fur. And Rumble is blue too. Kennen, Ziggs and Teemo just happen to be brown.
Every time I tried to see a yordle up close they murdered me :(
Rioter Comments
Eveninn (EUW)
: 20k lifetime upvotes wohooo! \o/
> [{quoted}](name=GPet,realm=EUW,application-id=2BfrHbKG,discussion-id=uUxO3z0p,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-10-06T10:43:51.699+0000) > > Don't mind me, just feel like I haven't been spamming enough pointless stuff today. Pointless stuff isn't pointless if it makes people laugh :3
: I dont want to be a master chef! I want to be a mathematician!
Why not both? You could cook something and then show your guests mathematical proof that your food is tasty.
Rioter Comments
: Let's clear up the whole sexism thing.
To all the guys here that would love to know what girls talk about when no guys are around... I've had the experience some years ago I was in voice chat with some girls, we talked a bit. Then came a topic where I didn't have anything to say and after a while they somehow forgot that I'm still there. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't all bad or disgusting or insulting, but I've learned there are some things that aren't suitable for men's ears. :x And no, I won't tell anyone what they said.
: also sona is the same, so many people raged at me for playing sona in urf mode but its so funny, heal yourself every 2 seconds, spam Q every 2 seconds, get a speed boost with E every 2 seconds, use ulti after about 20 seconds or a minute
Yep, URF Sona is fun too, although I feel like my keyboard really suffers every time. :x
: Depends on the champs your team play. If they can't 2v1 as their chosen champ you're gonna lose inhib in about 5 minutes.
I agree here. The team should have a champ that can at least survive 2v1 for a while. And that jungle farm your team gets (that the enemy team doesn't get of course) should make up for it in mid game.
Rioter Comments
: That feeling when....
Same happened to a friend some time ago... but he was already very very drunk that evening.
: Silver players & Jungle
I always tried to avoid jungle. I can play relatively well on top, mid or as adc. I can also support if I must but jungle almost always ends bad for me. When I really put my mind to it and have a plan what I want to do in terms of jungling route or ganking possibilities it can look good... until about 10 minutes into the game where I start to neglect either farm, ganks or objectives. Another thing is that I am fine with warding, I do it in every role when I can. But I somehow absolutely suck when it comes to vision denial.
strut (EUNE)
: A big thanks for these special people
: Heimerdraven
I thought he is called "Draverdinger"
{{champion:86}} DEMACIAAAAA!!!
Valxath (EUNE)
: Instead of the Nexus, a giant birthday cake would be awesome too!! I know, it'd be hard to pull through, but still... 😀
you want to see a giant cake explode when the game ends? :O
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst...
Stell (EUNE)
: Free Kayle Skin
I think I haven't picked kayle for over a year now, only got her in ARAM a few times (and didn't do well). I also like unmasked skin more so I guess I don't need this at all. Well it's free and I have an option if my friends want to play a full police team now :x
Manzuki (EUW)
: The cure to ARAM leaving, Yes or No?
All leavers should be put into a game where the minions are replaced with full AP Teemos >:D But your idea could work, I like it. :)
: Opinion on the theme:penta steal/or when you say in all chat penta plz and u called noob
If someone in my team just got a quadra and there is no chance for the last enemy to escape, I'll try to give him the penta. If I'm on the other side as the last survivor, I try to fight/escape until the end. I don't care if someone deserves a penta, I wouldn't even try to judge, I just congratulate afterwards. --- On a side note to brag a little bit... my favorite pentakill was me playing caitlyn. When I had the quadra mf was running away, out of range for everything except my ult. I liked those 2 seconds when everyone knew that will be my penta. :D
: "League is no fun anymore"
I dont play lol much anymore and only online aram or funmodes. I would return to summoners rift too if i played more often and had a bit more practice. I prefer playing tanks or adc and depending on my role i have the most fun when i can engage and let my carries shoot everything without fear... or be that carry myself. Sometimes i got called tryhard for focusing the nexus while 3 enemies were nearby or something like that. But in my opinion not working towards winning the game when you're clearly ahead is stupid or even trolling. I simply try my best (which is not very good currently) and if i do anything stupid, i'm angry at myself for a minute, then try to do better. I also like to ask the enemy if they warded dragon in aram to lighten the mood. It works quite well often. :3
: Do not give up, remember to stay focused.
I just came here for the Red Pandas. :3
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: Red Panda Saturday
Looking that cute should be outlawed... punishable by hugs/cuddles. :3
: What do you think is the unhealthiest item in the game?
Just to clarify... unhealthy for me or my enemy when I buy it? :3
Eveninn (EUW)
: What do you call 4 dying noxians in baron pit?
{{champion:81}}: "Noxians... I hate those guys."
: Urf + One for all + hexakill + howling abyss would be nice {{sticker:zombie-nunu-hearts}}
could we pls add doombot-skills for players then? {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-rainbows}}
spombjop (EUNE)
: Bruiser hybrid Ahri Top
Is there any champ that doesn't work with {{item:3078}} + tank items? :3
: Is There a 'Jack of All Trades' Champ?
For me that champion would be {{champion:117}} . I've played her with success (at least once) as support, AP mid, AP top, ADC, AP/Bruiser top and full tank top. Jungle also works but I suck in that role because I often focus on ganking too much. Thats also the reason why I love to play her in One For All. :D (And if everything else fails, just laugh the enemy to death.)
ta16vl (EUW)
: Is it a bad thing I only play with bots?
First of all as everyone here said: play LoL vs bots if you're having fun that way. It's just nothing to brag about really and some people just need something to brag about so they play PvP. I do botgames when I just want my 150 IP for first win of the day or if I try a new champion or some special mechanic of a champion. Else I play mostly ARAM because it's more action and teamfights and a lot less about tactic. Sometimes when I feel like it, I play normal and ranked games, too. But currently work, sleep, football and overwatch take all my time. :x Oh and if you're just a bit frightened that you might play bad and make your team lose the game, you can watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v07788ecIjM If you're still better than this, you can play PvP. ;) Or at lest this is a nice guide for you "How to NOT play" which is also important to know in my opinion.
Eveninn (EUW)
: Which god would you follow?
I hope those all those gods wouldn't get mad at me if I change my allegiance from time to time. :3 Currently the God of Present (not to be confused with the God of Presents) would be the one for me. Living for today, not be bothered by the past or worried about the future. I bet if this god likes you very much, he'd buy you dinner.
: Status of Brexit
Dude, eating so much popcorn can't be healthy.
Zanador (EUNE)
: Needless to say, i'm not an expert on this matter, but it somehow seems to me that Britain will not get all the benefits from leaving that they hope they will. For example, the freedom from all the EU regulations.. if Britain still wants to trade with the EU, they will need to keep following the regulations anyway. At least for the exported items, and their components. A better control over the border and immigration policy? Sure, but the EU has the four freedoms bundled together (workers, goods, services and capital). Refuse one and you refuse all. This has got to have consequences. And last, but not least, yes, the EU has obviously changed a lot since it's foundation. But apparently it did maintain the single main reason for it's creation: 70 years of peace within it's borders. I think a lot of people take this for granted. Wars cost a lot of money. Is it not worth paying less than that to keep the peace?
70 years of peace is a good reason indeed. As I'm a noob in politics, I can't say if the EU in general should have more or less 'control' over its members but even I can see that it needs some changes. Especially coruuption is a big problem, not only in the European Parliament but in it's members governments, too. Also I got curious when there was actually peace in Europe before World War II. It was more or less just scrolling through a Wikipedia list but the only peace period I found that was longer than 30 years was during the Roman Empire when it spanned most of Europe.
Enjutsu (EUNE)
: Im interested what happen next and i hope UK will regret this decission, now don't get me wrong it's not for some petty reasons like "fuck those guys for leaving EU" or something like that, but because i don't think this is the kind of decission that shouldn be decided with a referendum. UK is kinda celebrating this as theyr greatest Democratic achievement, but here's a famous quote from Winston Churchil: > The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. True democracy is bad and common people shoudn make big decissions like that.
That quote reminds me of another one I really like (funny it's also Winston Churchill) > No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time. The news I heard on radio also criticized that Cameron was too confident that people would vote to stay and should have done more to convince the population. I for myself don't really know if Britain will be better off without the EU or vice versa. But I generally think that seperation is a bad thing.
: Lets give a big Happy Birthday to GPet!
***Happy-birthday-hug-of-doom*** *incoming*
Eveninn (EUW)
: *obligatory morning hug*
Try to cancel your 18th birthday. You'll stay 17 and become 18 next year. At least I think that's how it works... Just don't do that too often, people will notice.
SlenderSoul (EUNE)
: Can you make puns about every single champion?
: For all of those who QQ about long queue times
But complaining is so much fun... don't take that from us :'(
Eveninn (EUW)
: Why I like anime
: So, i tried to give Urgot a pretty face
I don't think Urgot would approve... unless he got gems.
Eveninn (EUW)
: Good morning lovely community!
> [...] unnaturally pointy canines [...] You're not a vampire, are you? :x I actually don't have any part of my body that I really like. Wouldn't want the rest of my body be jealous. My bodyparts only work as a team!
Eveninn (EUW)
: please, the only squareroot that is important is that of -1. http://rlv.zcache.com/i_ate_some_pie_math_sticker-ra630e07e9b9842ee8b63e542e32935e5_v9wz7_8byvr_512.jpg
Did you save a slice for me or did you eat it all?
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