Byaka (EUW)
: Looking for friends
Hey there! Are you looking for anything specific to play, or just people in general!? Greetings, Bob
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Mumblebum (EUW)
: Nah, it was wrong so you're alright. :D
Damn. I tried though! I bet I was superclose!
Mumblebum (EUW)
: What are you talking about. I'm a 50 year old boy.
Ha, angry cause I guessed right!? :p
Mumblebum (EUW)
: Aw crap! D: Contagious. I think. Maybe. I should Google it, but Im taking a chance!
I feel bad for you though. 23 is pretty young to have cancer! :(
Mumblebum (EUW)
: Aw crap! D: Contagious. I think. Maybe. I should Google it, but Im taking a chance!
I actually think it's contagious as well. I was merely testing you! I think. I don't know what I'm doing with my life besides being cancerous in-game
Mumblebum (EUW)
: *hugs all around* And ctrl+3
Don't hug, we're not sure if we're contageous! (sp? :c)
Mumblebum (EUW)
: Aww, but I don't want to anger them further. Then again. I always just reply with hopeless Things like "What? D:" or "Are you serious?" or "I'm getting a headache." THEY KNOW MY WEAKNESS. THEY PUSH MY BUTTONS.
Tell them you're going to tell their parents on them! 100% success rate!
Mumblebum (EUW)
: Hoo-rah! I will finally be among my own people! <3
I like your style, I'm looking forward to meeting you already!
Mumblebum (EUW)
: Hello Cancerallrounder! I am so sorry to hear about your mother and her many teenage lovers. D: I am terrified to know how you found out! However, I'm really happy to have found another cancer in the community! I feel like we should definitely stick together. <3 I'd absolutely love to be cancer alongside you in-game! Please add me so we can make beautiful cancer-plays together! Synergy will come naturally to us. Best regards, Cancer
I've added you, let's play and be fabulous Cancer together! And no worries, I'll let you play Nami. I dislike raw fish!
Mumblebum (EUW)
: I am cancer and should commit suicide
> [{quoted}](name=Mumblebum,realm=EUW,application-id=NzaqEm3e,discussion-id=l1IE3YGY,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-06-26T19:08:02.563+0000) > > Hello, > > I&amp;#039;m a person who went into a ranked game as a support Nami. I did the best I could. My Caitlyn ADC took a huge amount of harass from Morghana and Misfortune (their poke is real), but I healed my companion through it the best I could, even if she seemed to enjoy running headfirst into all kinds of danger. But this also meant she died more than was frankly necessary. > > I thought our lane was struggling because she was being a bit reckless, but luckily my ADC enlightened me on what the problem truly was, and the root of all our lanerelated dismay. She told me I was cancer, and was long overdue to commit suicide. > > (I thought I was a person, and I kind of wanted to live. ) > > But my ADC didn&amp;#039;t think so, so she continued to tell me throughout the game that I was cancer and should commit suicide. I was also, according to her, a girl who&amp;#039;d been boosted. And I was going to be reported for it. > > Riot, if you see this. > > I&amp;#039;m really sorry I&amp;#039;m cancer, and that I&amp;#039;m way overdue to commit suicude. I did know I was a girl, but I didn&amp;#039;t know I was being boosted. I&amp;#039;m not even sure I know what it means, but if I&amp;#039;d have known it was against the rules (I have read the Summoner&amp;#039;s Code, but I must have overlooked something) , I&amp;#039;d have thought twice before playing your wonderful game. > > We lost by a mistake or two from the whole team, and my final score was 2/8/23. I&amp;#039;m sorry I didn&amp;#039;t do better. I guess it&amp;#039;s because I&amp;#039;m cancer. > > Also, my ADC Caitlyn wrote up a report on me. I hope you look into it, if I really broke the rules, I should be banned. And maybe that&amp;#039;ll help motivate me to finally commit suicide - Caitlyn urged me to atleast consider it. > > Love, > > Cancernami {{champion:267}} > > P.S. I also filed a report, because it was really scary to find out I was cancer and to be told I should die repeatedly. I hope you don&amp;#039;t mind looking into it. Maybe Caitlyn could have told me these news in a nicer way? Dear Cancer, I've recently been playing less and less LoL because I also happened to be diagnosed with cancer through this game and I lost motivation to play more. I felt like I was the only cancer on this game, I'm glad to find out I'm not! Apart from that, I should also be committing suicide and to make it worse, while my dad is trying hard to make a living, my mom's cheating on him with countless of teenagers :( Perhaps we should group up and play together with other Cancers, that should be fun right? Sincerely, Cancerallrounder
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