Raxyel (EUW)
: 2017 RANKED REWARDS HELP DESK
: Here's some {{champion:63}} new jokes and puns that are {{champion:86}}teed to lift your spirits {{champion:37}} than you think: 1. Why are people stuck in bronze? {{champion:161}} players don't have enough {{champion:254}} {{champion:14}} 2. What's Rick's favorite sauce? {{champion:113}} sauce 3. Why are zombies scarier than {{champion:1}}thing else? It's because they {{champion:13}} from their {{champion:104}} , they {{champion:29}} and cause {{champion:15}} fatal injuries. 4. If only {{champion:10}} tasted like candy{{champion:141}}, Christmas would be so much healthier. Also santa {{champion:81}} , don't {{champion:64}} to what others say. Seriously though, whatever you've got going on i hope it gets better. Tomorrow is a new day, never f{{champion:6}} that{{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}}
> [{quoted}](name=Ozzie Storm,realm=EUW,application-id=yTagKVTg,discussion-id=5wxbPrUE,comment-id=0008,timestamp=2017-11-03T01:02:13.118+0000) > > Here's some {{champion:63}} new jokes and puns that are {{champion:86}}teed to lift your spirits {{champion:37}} than you think: > 1. Why are people stuck in bronze? {{champion:161}} players don't have enough {{champion:254}} {{champion:14}} > 2. What's Rick's favorite sauce? {{champion:113}} sauce > 3. Why are zombies scarier than {{champion:1}}thing else? It's because they {{champion:13}} from their {{champion:104}} , they {{champion:29}} and cause {{champion:15}} fatal injuries. > 4. If only {{champion:10}} tasted like candy{{champion:141}}, Christmas would be so much healthier. Also santa {{champion:81}} , don't {{champion:64}} to what others say. > > > > Seriously though, whatever you've got going on i hope it gets better. Tomorrow is a new day, never f{{champion:6}} that{{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}} lol took me along time to translate but thanks
scylono (EUW)
: Buy timer on Rod Of Ages?
its for people who failed math like me.
Rioter Comments
Cheini (EUNE)
: two from me: from wow: the draenei are usually nicked space goats (for obv reasons xd) also, you know... you shouldn't feed nami, for it can become a little nasty.. don't ask me if you begin hearing an odd quote saying "Omae wa mou shindeiru." "NANI??" :p
the second joke is number 1 for now i give you credit.
Rismosch (EUW)
: Not a League joke but still funny: Two hunters are walking through the forest. They walk, ready to shoot some trophies. But one of them suddenly collapses. The other one panics: "Oh no! Are you okay? I'm gonna call an ambulance!" He grabs his cellphone and calls for an ambulance. They answer him on the phone and he begins shouting: "HELP! HELP! MY FRIEND! HE IS...HE IS DEAD!!" "Not so fast. Please stay calm. First you need to be sure that he is actually dead" \*bang\* A gunshot is heard and the hunter asks: "What now?!"
my reaction is "huh" , its funny maybe cause i had to read twice to understand it. but yeah you are number 1 for now i think im gonna pick the winner same time tomorrow.
Ìxeas (EUW)
: https://www.unrankedsmurfs.com/blog/league-of-legends-jokes Do I win?
sadly not cause i already read the jokes in this site.
WolfX10 (EUNE)
: You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina? ...He knocked her up! Did you see Annie dance last night? She was on fire! You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time. Katarinas dark secret is that she's prone to getting dizzy. Trundle never ceases to be amazed about how everyone on the internet knows he's a troll. Mordekaiser really hates airport security. Shacos darkest secret is that he's afraid of children. Sometimes Karthus picks up a sword and pretends that he's Arthas. Amumus favorite emote is /cry Heimerdinger has a gadget for every occasion, but his friends think he went too far during the attack of a mariachi band of penguins dressed up as clowns. Anyone else notice that Tryndameres undying rage...ends. Once Evelynn almost choked to death, but nobody could tell. Also, Evelynn is constantly being bothered by an old man named Gargamel. When Katarina got into the assassination business she made a killing. For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches. Soraka hates the saying "when you hear hoof beats, think horses". Teemo is a big player in the underground drug market. Ryze's big secret is a real shocker! When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to Rock n' Roll! When Udyr masturbates, is it considered beastiality? Maplphite once took swimming lessons ...he doesn't like to talk about it Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved. The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs! When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited! Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales. Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double! ...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank! Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem! Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary! ...She's his girlfriend! There are 300 jokes about Pantheon! Everyone stared when Lux asked if anyone's got a light? Once Kog'maw had a cold, but no one could tell. Tristana is disappointed that it's never a rocket in your pocket. Sometimes, to mess with people Kayle and Morgana switch clothes. Not mine, so even if you do not see anything better I do not need the reward (plus I am in EUNE soooo), but I do hope that they made you laugh a bit :)
the nasus joke just made me smile :) thanks
xKàyn (EUW)
: Best joke for a skin
I'm gonna add the person with the best joke and give him a 975rp skin he choose.
: Get ready for people posting overused puns.
as long i have a good laugh its ok.
Froznforce (EUNE)
: What is a good begginer jungler?
Kayn. At least for me.
Rioter Comments
Epitaph (EUW)
: Big boy lizard got chosen, this makes me happy, so thanks to whoever voted for this :D My initial goal was to draw an assassin but im pretty sure i just drew some sort of bruiser... ~~Welp i think i should just let someone else get abilities and lore done, but im a selfish idiot :D~~ Let's get to the point... Passive: **Assault King** 1. Using a basic ability will make then next ability used within 2 seconds change to _Assault_ (_Assault_ abilities use Fury, have the same cooldown as basic abilities and allow the use of an _Assault_ ability again). 2. Whenever **Divine Sword** attacks or uses an ability he generetes Fury. 3. _Assault_ abilities deal more damage depending on how much Fury is consumed to use it (min. 20, max. 50). 4. After leaving combat Fury is consumed to regenerate health. Q: **Earth Rupture**/_**Ground Slayer**_ Basic: **Divine Sword** slams the ground with his mutated arm dealing area 0damage around him and applying slow to all enemy units hit. _Assault_: **Divine Sword** chops the ground opening a fissure in front of him. Enemies hit take damage and are rooted in place. W: **Killing Intent**/_**Killer Claw**_ Basic: Unleashes an aura that fears every enemy champion with less current HP (%) than **Divine Sword**. _Assault_: **Divine Sword**'s next basic attack will deal bonus damage and knock up the target. E: **Brawler's Leap**/_**Awakening Swing**_ Basic: **Divine Sword** performs a leap dealing a little damage in a small area on arrival. _Assault_: **Divine Sword** swings his mutated dealing damage and knocking enemies in its path to the same direction. Deals bonus damage to enemies under any immobilizing effect but also removes it. R: _**Assault Mode**_ **Divine Sword**'s scales change colour and spread more over his body. During this time **Divine Sword** gains the following bonuses: 1. Generates Fury over time. 2. _Assault_ abilities have 50% cooldown and deal bonus damage. 3. Using a basic ability doesn't make it go on cooldown, allowing use of its own _Assault_. Note: Basic abilities still go on cooldown unless _**Assault Mode**_ is active. So, basically this skill set is all about combos, i dont know if i explained everything properly, but well this is supposed to be a more like Bruiser skill set. Just imagine the ammount of different combos you could do with this xD I always wanted a highly dynamic champion, hopefully this is my chance :D That's all i guess
it doesn't make sense. so its no mana costs and all fury will be consumed in 1 ability ? i was thinking maybe you get 100 fury and go all in double tapping your abilities.
Epitaph (EUW)
: Big boy lizard got chosen, this makes me happy, so thanks to whoever voted for this :D My initial goal was to draw an assassin but im pretty sure i just drew some sort of bruiser... ~~Welp i think i should just let someone else get abilities and lore done, but im a selfish idiot :D~~ Let's get to the point... Passive: **Assault King** 1. Using a basic ability will make then next ability used within 2 seconds change to _Assault_ (_Assault_ abilities use Fury, have the same cooldown as basic abilities and allow the use of an _Assault_ ability again). 2. Whenever **Divine Sword** attacks or uses an ability he generetes Fury. 3. _Assault_ abilities deal more damage depending on how much Fury is consumed to use it (min. 20, max. 50). 4. After leaving combat Fury is consumed to regenerate health. Q: **Earth Rupture**/_**Ground Slayer**_ Basic: **Divine Sword** slams the ground with his mutated arm dealing area 0damage around him and applying slow to all enemy units hit. _Assault_: **Divine Sword** chops the ground opening a fissure in front of him. Enemies hit take damage and are rooted in place. W: **Killing Intent**/_**Killer Claw**_ Basic: Unleashes an aura that fears every enemy champion with less current HP (%) than **Divine Sword**. _Assault_: **Divine Sword**'s next basic attack will deal bonus damage and knock up the target. E: **Brawler's Leap**/_**Awakening Swing**_ Basic: **Divine Sword** performs a leap dealing a little damage in a small area on arrival. _Assault_: **Divine Sword** swings his mutated dealing damage and knocking enemies in its path to the same direction. Deals bonus damage to enemies under any immobilizing effect but also removes it. R: _**Assault Mode**_ **Divine Sword**'s scales change colour and spread more over his body. During this time **Divine Sword** gains the following bonuses: 1. Generates Fury over time. 2. _Assault_ abilities have 50% cooldown and deal bonus damage. 3. Using a basic ability doesn't make it go on cooldown, allowing use of its own _Assault_. Note: Basic abilities still go on cooldown unless _**Assault Mode**_ is active. So, basically this skill set is all about combos, i dont know if i explained everything properly, but well this is supposed to be a more like Bruiser skill set. Just imagine the ammount of different combos you could do with this xD I always wanted a highly dynamic champion, hopefully this is my chance :D That's all i guess
> [{quoted}](name=Divine Sword,realm=EUW,application-id=yTagKVTg,discussion-id=FvNKUEeJ,c > 4. If **Divine Sword** hits max Fury during combat, the next _Assault_ ability will consume all the Fury and deal bonus damage. man its your own champ be selfish and other than bonus damage just make it a guaranteed 400% crit :)
Hansiman (EUNE)
: > assassins needs at least 3 damaging abilities there is no assassin with only 1 ability. There's always a first. ;)
> [{quoted}](name=Hansiman,realm=EUNE,application-id=yTagKVTg,discussion-id=FvNKUEeJ,comment-id=000200000000,timestamp=2017-11-02T22:11:14.574+0000) > > There's always a first. ;) thinking about it again maybe crit master yi is the same haha he can Q and auto attack once. :)
foxxof120 (EUW)
: passive: sunbathing whenever **Divine Sword** stand still for a longer period he starts to regenerate health quicker, this stops when he starts moving or gets attacked. (just like how lizards have to sunbathe to get energy to start their day) A/Q: blackened slash he leaps forward slashing the first enemy he finds in his way. (uses his mutated hand) - this will leave scales on his target. (marked) Z/W: ecdysis/shedding **Divine Sword** sheds of his old skin and uses it as temporary shield. - when doing this while standing still it will immediately activate his passive. - his next basic attack will leave scales on his target E: time to hunt his next 3 basic attacks deal more damage. every hit decreases the cooldown on his A/Q and Z/W. R: the lizard king **Divine Sword** scales turn darker and now he is full of energy to go after his victims. for a limited amount of time. - all his basic attacks leave scales on the enemies - **Divine Sword** gets a boost when fighting enemies that are marked with scales. - he does more damage against marked and get's a speed boost when going after them. with this gameplay i hope to get an assassin that needs to think strategically: will u use the passive and regenerate some health before u go in (where do u want to stand to be safe) or do u fly in with ur shield to get that blackened slash on the enemy.
> [{quoted}](name=foxxof120,realm=EUW,application-id=yTagKVTg,discussion-id=FvNKUEeJ,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2017-11-02T15:28:28.908+0000) > > passive: sunbathing > whenever **Divine Sword** stand still for a longer period he starts to regenerate health quicker, this stops when he starts moving or gets attacked. > (just like how lizards have to sunbathe to get energy to start their day) > > A/Q: blackened slash > he leaps forward slashing the first enemy he finds in his way. > (uses his mutated hand) > - this will leave scales on his target. (marked) > > Z/W: ecdysis/shedding > **Divine Sword** sheds of his old skin and uses it as temporary shield. > - when doing this while standing still it will immediately activate his passive. > - his next basic attack will leave scales on his target > > E: time to hunt > his next 3 basic attacks deal more damage. > every hit decreases the cooldown on his A/Q and Z/W. > > R: the lizard king > **Divine Sword** scales turn darker and now he is full of energy to go after his victims. > for a limited amount of time. > - all his basic attacks leave scales on the enemies > - **Divine Sword** gets a boost when fighting enemies that are marked with scales. > - he does more damage against marked and get's a speed boost when going after them. > > with this gameplay i hope to get an assassin that needs to think strategically: > will u use the passive and regenerate some health before u go in > (where do u want to stand to be safe) > or do u fly in with ur shield to get that blackened slash on the enemy. think about it, he doesnt have any abilities other than Q so he would be played as an on hit champion . assassins needs at least 3 damaging abilities there is no assassin with only 1 ability.
: Community Champion Concept - Stage 2: Gameplay! (Closed for voting)
Firstly, I think he looks like a half dragon kind of dude judging by the character's skin he looks like natsu from fairy tale so im gonna base my ideas as if he was some kind of dragon. I'm bad at sharing my ideas, but here is my anime experience will shine. (P) Dragon killer Whenever the character kills a dragon he gets the effects of the latest dragon and gets the visuals of that dragon (wind drake) attack speed and slow resistance . (mountain drake) resistance and tenacity. (fire drake) ability power and attack damage. (ocean drake) mana regen and 10% cdr and his hits will slow enemy by 15%. (elder drake) he gets the power of all the dragons and after the buff finishes he return back to normal. (Q) Dragon slash the character swipes his hand hitting all enemy in a target location hitting all enemies and leaves a trace behind it and also marking the enemies with the element the closer the target the more damage and after a brief delay the trace will explode. (ap scaling) (W) Iron skin (passive) the character hardens his skin and get damage reduction. scales with level (putting more skin with each level would be cool) (active) the character adds (his element) to the skin giving him a damaging aura (fire=extra damage,mountain=armour shred, etc) and double his resistance for 5 seconds and then the passive will be on cooldown for 20 seconds after the active. (E) Dragon leap the character leaps forward damaging and knocking back all enemies in his way and shredding their armour by a percentage. (scales with both ap and ad) (R) Dragon master (passive) the character unlocks 3 more transformations. Lightning , Magma and Ice.(you can choose the effects of those as i ran out of ideas, but lightning can give a new debuff which makes the enemy champion dizzy and gives a percentage of missing their auto attacks maybe 25% to miss the hits) (active) the character can choose which dragon to transform to and causes an explosion with the effects of the element. refreshing the cooldown of dragon slash and dragon leap. (give it a longer cd than karthus ult) the character can use Dragon slash with water water element at first and then use the lighting element afterwards to stun all enemies caught by the water explosion . i think it will be very good since the people will play the character as they want him to be. its kinda like rpg games but i would play him all the time and change my summoner name to his.
: You get the skin and if you have 50+ wins in the gold rank you get a chroma. (solo/duo) other queue's you just get the skin and a chroma
> [{quoted}](name=Alfa Centauri,realm=EUW,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=87XyAL48,comment-id=001d0002,timestamp=2017-10-29T22:15:02.804+0000) > > You get the skin and if you have 50+ wins in the gold rank you get a chroma. (solo/duo) > other queue's you just get the skin and a chroma so if i just got gold and never played anygames then. i will not get the skin ?
Supp (EUNE)
: Gold 5 players will receive chromas. Chroma 1 ->Gold 5+ in 5v5 Solo/Duo Chroma 2 ->Gold 5+ in 5v5 Flex Chroma 3 ->Gold 5+ in 3v3 Flex
> [{quoted}](name=Supp,realm=EUNE,application-id=eZuvYsEr,discussion-id=87XyAL48,comment-id=001d0001,timestamp=2017-10-27T16:56:28.085+0000) > > Gold 5 players will receive chromas. > > Chroma 1 ->Gold 5+ in 5v5 Solo/Duo > Chroma 2 ->Gold 5+ in 5v5 Flex > Chroma 3 ->Gold 5+ in 3v3 Flex Do you think I can choose which chroma I want >? or random? or for each ladder has it's own chroma?
Raxyel (EUW)
: 2017 RANKED REWARDS HELP DESK
Does that mean gold 5 players will not receive chromas ?
: Thank You, Alpha Testers! Sign-Ups Now Closed
are there any rewards for alpha testers like maybe special icon and a special skin ?
Orelcheto0 (EUNE)
: Rito your server crash and now i have to wait 5 leafbuster ;_; WHYYY ??????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAz4_nqfz2Q this thing helped me
: EUW random d/c during games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAz4_nqfz2Q i tried this and it fixed my problem.
: my game wont let me reconect
i dont have ziggo and i have the same prob just in my comuter i tried another and it worked to make sure i tried my other account in the NA server and have the same problem
IAmWoralo (EUW)
: Do you have Ziggo ISP and random Disconnects?
i dont have ziggo and i can access champ select but when it comes to loading screen it automatically kick me and says league of legends has stopped working and the same when i try to reconnect i tried re installing the game and still no use .
: mklol and ban
if you have geforce you can use shadow play they support league
: RIOT PIN & Prepaid Cards
buy it and contact support and tell them that you won it on a stream or something and they will change it into euw ones im not sure but some one told me about that.
: EUW random d/c during games
i have the same problem and no one seems to help me i tried to send a report to lol support and no one responded till now and i tried in another pc and it worked with out any problems i tried a different account in my pc that dc and didnt work . _p.s : i dont use ziggo_
Oceancroc (EUW)
: It seems like he shot Jinx first, then freed Brand of his curse. He also shoots Sona and someone who I don't recognise
maybe zed without suit ?
Oceancroc (EUW)
: POSSIBLE DEADEYE TEASER
they made a video on someone smoking but remove graves cigar ? *some one had to say that xo*

xKàyn

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